Concrete Cowboy

New Team please. 1 Nicki PEDERSEN DENMARK $60,000 Captain. 2 Tomasz GOLLOB POLAND $45,000 3 Rune HOLTA POLAND $30,000 4 Chris HARRIS GREAT BRITAIN $35,000 5 Frederik LINDGREN SWEDEN $30,000 Total $200,000 Thanks.

I never thought i'd say this but the way those two are going we simply don't deserve one.

No one likes a smart arse !

Note to self : SEEK URGENT MEDICAL ATTENTION.

Who is the brunette interviewer ?.

Could you make bomber my team captain for tonight please ?. Ta.

Hi Ladyblue, i'm good thanks, i wondered when you might show up on here !

Indeed, he was brought in 2/3rd of the way through the 1978 season in front of the Anglia tv cameras and scored a maximum.

Oi !!!!! I'm in my mid forties and beleive me when i tell you that the last person i am going to rush to the stadium to see is Belinda bleedin' Carlisle. http://www.belindacarlisle.tv/image003

Same as last GP for me please Bert.

Indeed Steve - they are just behind Bjarne in the queue for the exit. I know his gating was once again crap but not sure whether you noticed Harris had 1 gate 1, 1 gate 2, 1 gate 3 and 2 gate 4's. Hardly helped was he ?.

No, i tell you what lets just let a club with no possible feasible future die shall we ?. Tell you what, how about you jump on another bandwagon rather than getting on the tired old 'franchise f.c.' one ?. and who is W***erman ?. Pete Waterman ?, Dennis Waterman ?, oh sorry, you mean the MK Dons fc chairman Pete Winkleman don't you ?, the man who saved a club from oblivion.

Cheers for doing this BBB. Jason Crump £50,000 *CAPTAIN* leigh adams £50,000 Scott Nicholls £35,000 Chris Harris £35,000 Krzysztof Kasprazak £30,000 Total : £200,000

You can't do that !!. The forum laughter police will complain again .

Well, now that the serious thread has started i'll be leaving this one alone now. It's been fun and it's been nice to see that some of my posts have made people smile. To my fellow posters of fun - no doub't well all be at Brandon on June 22nd - see you there. To Jeff and his fellow miserable sods - i'm sure you will find some drying paint to watch that day.

No good trying to get on the M1 at J14 T.W., it's so clogged up with Johnno's queue that the good folks in Milton Keynes are now trying many alternative forms of transport. Indeed, as many people pass slowly through the city as the queue progresses, they are abandoning their cars and finding less traditional vehicles in the hope of cutting across the country to arrive sooner for Johnno's big day. Mind you, these plucky chaps who arrived in M.K. today en-route to Coventry from the Poole area seem to be a little optomistic http://farm1.static.flickr.com/93/278639836_7acca03baf.jpg

Am i really right in thinking that people are getting annoyed because a few people are having a bit of fun ?. Jesus, what is happening to this forum, it used to be fun ?.

I was under the impression that the 5 golden tickets would have Stead, Allen, Schlein, Burza and Messing printed on them due to the fact that most people agree they rode like a bunch of Wonkas last night ?.

With the news of Johnno's big meeting spreading fast, these hardy supporters of the little known " Bangalore Tigers" speedway team have just set off on their journey to Brandon. As you can see from the photo, the transport provided by the supporters club wasn't quite big enough but hey, that just goes to show once again just how popular Johnno is. http://onida.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/crowded.jpg

Not really because they would have to do them for the small, the large and the x-large too.

Good to see Jeremy making an effort for Johnno.

I thought you said the royle family - that's the vicar of dibley

In a leaked M.O.D. document today, it appears that Prince Harry coming back from the war was nothing to do with his safety - it was because he was concerned about the possible sell out at Johnno's testimonial and wanted to secure his ticket .

Hot off the press........... Great excitement at Heathrow today when enquiries were made regarding the flying time between the new terminal 5 and Coventry airport by the pilot of the Queens flight. Although the details are somewhat sketchy, further investigations revealed that as head of the commonwealth, her majesty is keen to lend her support to one of her Australian subjects in the Coventry area during June. It also transpires that Her Majesty was due to attend a similar sporting function last week in Dorset but unfortunately had to decline the invitation !. When questioned about the reason for her failure to attend, the Queen is beleived to have muttered : " b***ocks to that, i'd rather stay at home and worm the corgis before having a night of passion with Mohammed Al Fayed !"

Excellent stuff Jeff, great to see you joining in with the infantile nonsense. Welcome to the in-crowd.