Hamish McRaker

Peterborough team was sorted months ago. And then it was un-sorted

Chapman to Rathbone, November 2018: " I'll leave you to get on with signing the team up, just make sure you keep the costs tight. Chapman to Rathbone, January 2019; "JFC, Ged, I told you to keep the costs tight. You're going to have to reduce the wagebill by 20%. If you have to cut a heat leader I can take him to Ippo or Lynn but I won't be paying him the money you've agreed. You can have Tungate but you'll have to pay him a lot less than you've agreed with your other heat leaders.

That's a tasty looking team. If Becker is anywhere near as good at speedway as his dad was at tennis, it's going to be top drawer. Get him on the faggots and peas early doors.

Ive always wondered what happened to David Hemsley

Scotty to be beamed aboard?

Incognito I don't get around much speedway tracks-wise, what is it about UK tracks that riders like Pawlicki consider to be sub-standard?

Is the bionic man finally finished with riding or will he be making another comeback? If so, would any club hand him a team place?

Oh dear that's a shame. Hope it gets better soon

Seriously, that's a tasty team there

Mmmmmm Bacon - crackling signing

What about Wilkinson and Richard Hall at reserve ? - lots of experience to match against the callow youths named by other clubs

Ideally needs someone proven consistent points per match and a good gater capable of averaging at least 8. But the 4-pointer to finish the team off won't be Sarjeant. (And this all presumes Bates average will be reduced further). Is Dickson trying to put together a side that has echoes of 2011 Glasgow?

In that case it will be " Bikey McBikeface"

Gosh that will make it tough. I'm scratching ma head to think of any.....

Matt Ford is on Have I Got News For You tonight!