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  1. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Jaybea, Chas and Dave don't perform the Spurs songs live... it says so if you click the link that was provided on this thread. I presume at some point footie yobs from another club have had a go at them. However, it looks like Snooker Loopy, Rabbit and the Sideboard Song (I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he lives 'round 'ere) are amongst the songs normally played live. All the best Rob
  2. Well, it's Crump to lose BUT if he does blow it: Only three other riders capable of winning it this year... Nicki P, Hans Andersen and don't rule out Mr. Hancock just yet... All the best Rob
  3. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Iris, Nonsense - they'll have everyone dancing down the aisles - beats Tony Hadley or Bonnie Tyler anyday All the best Rob
  4. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Good company, good beer (Wetherspoons across the road from the stadium) and great atmosphere - that's why I go Although this year, with the legendary Chas'N'Dave playing, I'll have to change my usual tactic of staying in Wetherspoons until 6.45pm All the best Rob
  5. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Sandie, Who cares about credibility - here's the full lyrics. They don't make 'em like this any more Snooker Loopy lyrics CHORUS Snooker loopy, nuts are we, me and him and them and me, We'll show you what we can do with a load of balls and a snooker cue. Pot the reds, then screw back, for the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black. Snooker loopy, nuts are we, we're all snooker loopy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now old Meo, we all know's got loads of dapper suits, London-bred and he keeps his head, though he's got Italian roots, Emotional when he keeps his cool, till he reaches the final, But whether he wins he whether he don't: (Tony Meo) "I always pipe me eyeballs." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And our man Den, hours he's spent down the snooker hall, On the old green baize, his mates seem amazed with his skills with a snooker ball, But them long shots he never ever got, why, the old mind boggles, But nowadays he pots the lot: (Dennis Taylor) "'Cos I wear these goggles." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now Terry the Taff was born in a gaff in the valleys of the land of song, And as the reds he puts to bed, he likes to sing along, "If I win," he says with a grin, "it can only help me, can't it?" I'll celebrate and buy another eight (Terry Griffiths): "Hairbrushes for me barnet." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- But old Willie Thorne, his hair's all gorn, and his mates all take the rise, His opponent said "Cover up his head, 'cos it's shining in my eyes," When the light shines down on his bare crown, it's a cert he's gonna walk it, But it's just not fair giving off that glare - (Willie Thorne): "Perhaps I ought to chalk it." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Steve last year come very near to winning the snooker crown, But he never got to put it on his ginger nut 'cos the black ball wouldn't go down, His manager and all said "S*d that ball" but it helped him make his mind up, Now he don't care who wins next year (Steve Davis): "'Cos he's got the rest of us signed up." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- CHORUS TO FADE
  6. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Schumi, I think I can contain myself to just watching them at Cardiff... hope they're on for a full hour and do all the hits All the best Rob
  7. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Schumi, There was a "Snooker Loopy" board game? Drat, I missed out on that one Just remembered another bit of it: "Steve last year came very near to wearing the snooker crown But he couldn't put the crown on his ginger head cos the black ball wouldn't go down" Is there a bit in here about Willie Thorne chalking his head as well?? All the best Rob
  8. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    Shazzy, You mean you don't like the Sideboard Song: "I don't care, I don't care, I don't care, if he lives 'round here". Rock on All the best Rob
  9. lucifer sam

    For Our Entertainment!

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!! All together now: "Snooker Loopy nuts are we Him and them and us and we We'll show you what we can do With a couple of balls and a snooker cue Pot the reds and screw back For the yellow, green, brown, blue, pink and black Snooker Loopy nuts are we We're all Snooker Loopy" I am the only one who knows the chorus of that song off the top of my head Chas'N'Dave are on my windows wallpaper at work All the best Rob
  10. Sub, Stop sitting on the fence... tell us what you really feel All the best Rob
  11. OMG, it's finally happened, Subedei has brainwashed the forum Sub, if you were a Speedway rider (unlikely, I know, even Neil Collins retired at the age of 47 - there aren't any 800-year-old riders AFAIK), and you were offered a GP place by that posh bloke who is trying to ruin Reading Speedway, would you say: (a) Yes ( No Just a simple question. All the best Rob
  12. lucifer sam

    World Finals 3 Decades.

    TNT, Er... sorry mate... wrong on BOTH counts All the best Rob
  13. lucifer sam

    Under 21, Uk Vs Dk

    Brief report for Under-21 test match now added to Oxford Conference League website (URL in my signature). Will add full heat-by-heat details in due course. All the best Rob
  14. Schumi, Mansell would be in the list anyway, as only three drivers have won more races, and also as one of the better overtakers in F1. Schumacher was fast, but he couldn't pass wind Oh dear, we've drifted off topic, but it's a daft topic anyway and one that has been done several times before. And I was quite worried how TNT seemed to take my post seriously, surely it was obvious it was an attempt to wind up a certain 800-year-old Mongol, with Nicholls at No. 1 and several other Brits and Oxford riders thrown in for good measure, and only one Pole (Protasiewicz) in the list. I'm also worried how Sub went and found out my original list. How long did that take to find? The old Mongol needs to get out more All the best Rob
  15. Schumi, Good point. And I forgot Freddie Eriksson too. I'll put them in, and take Andreas Jonsson and Nicki Pedersen out. All the best Rob
  16. 1. Scott Nicholls 2. Jason Crump 3. Hans Andersen 4. Greg Hancock 5. Nicki Pedersen 6. Leigh Adams 7. Chris Harris 8. Simon Stead 9. Andreas Jonsson 10. Matej Zagar 11. Bjarne Pedersen 12. Piotr Protasiewicz 13. Mark Loram 14. Jesper B. Jensen 15. Lee Richardson All the best Rob
  17. Oh no, wait till the Old Mongol sees this. All the best Rob
  18. Ouch, Are valid, intelligent posts ones where you insult other supporters and call them thick, as you yourself have done on this thread. Who knows one day we may get a valid, intelligent post from you. I won't hold my breath though All the best Rob P.S. I believe Belle Vue (as holders) should be seeded in place of Lakeside, but posts such as the ones by yourself on this thread do little but alienate those who would otherwise agree with you.
  19. lucifer sam

    Speedway In Sweden

    Mr. Snackette, Is there still plenty of room on this one? I'd like to go, but it's probably not going to be later this month when I make a final decision. All the best Rob
  20. lucifer sam

    6 Riders In The Swc Teams

    What's wrong with that - it's called tactics. Would make the meeting more interesting and give the team manager more scope. All the best Rob
  21. I'm hoping it's 9th, and Scott is then seeded into the 2008 series, because if Scott went and qualified automatically I'd miss Sub's anti-Nicholls campaign... the old Mongol must have posted at least 1000 times on this subject now All the best Rob
  22. Sub, I'm starting to come to the conclusion that you think that Nicholls shouldn't be in the GP. I'm not sure how I've come to this conclusion, but it's just a hunch I've got. All the best Rob
  23. Gollob, a serial failure? Do me a favour - the bloke is a legend. Mind you, there's no way Nicholls is a serial failure either, despite how Sub tries to distort the statistics. All the best Rob
  24. lucifer sam

    Travel Plus Tours

    The six-day trip to Sweden, taking in four different tracks, looks like a good one, just waiting for the BSPA to publish their fixtures. Mr. Snackette probably WANTS hallucinations... it'll be the only way he'll see a decent Ipswich side this season All the best Rob
  25. It's not April 1, is it? What have Olsen and John Poshbloke been putting in their teas recently?? The system clearly needed a little tinkering, i.e. an extra point for third-placed semi-finalists and 20,18,17,16 for the finalists to stop a runaway winner. Instead they take a sledgehammer to the points scoring system and end up with something quite bizarre. I can just see it now. Nicki Pedersen wins the first GP of the season. Then Sky show the GP standings after one round and Jason Crump, who finished third on the night, is in first place!! Are you sure it's not April 1?? All the best Rob
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