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Had a strobe light fitted in our bedroom

The sex is the same but now it looks like the wife is moving!

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Nicola Sturgeon has decreed that Scotland will have a three dose vaccination policy.

First dose.     Second dose. and   Fandabbydose

 

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A female bodybuilder goes to her doctor and says, "I've been taking steroids for so long now, I've grown a cock!"

"Anabolic?" asks the doctor.

"No, just a cock." she replied.

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My 30 year old clothes horse has finally broken.

It's the end of an airer...

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My mate went to see a psychic last week who told him he would be coming into money. Last night he shagged a fat bird called Penny- how spooky is that !!!???

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I bought a Dyson ball cleaner, now i'm in hospital.

Very misleading name...

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Lady pro golfer says to her caddy, “ I think I have been stung by a bee”

”Where did it happen?” says the caddy.

” Between the first and second holes” she replies. 

“ Try narrowing your stance a bit then” 

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I've just put my back out so Ive arranged an online appointment with my osteopath- click and correct....

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Tiger Woods balls have been lost in the rough after a poor drive

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