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Phil, November 26, 2011 in General Discussions
A bloke picks up a bird in a disco. After a couple of dances she says “ Come outside and I’ll show you a good time”. So he he goes outside with her and she runs 100 metres in 10.2 seconds
I have a couple of acquaintances Archie Biro and George Fountain- they are my pen friends.
Apologies for the language, I couldn't edit it !!
So I said to the waitress..."Can I ask about the menu please?"
She screamed back "the men I please are none of your business!!!"
I bought a deodorant stick today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk but when I fart the room smells lovely.
A naked man with a girl on his back went to a fancy dress party as a turtle. When someone asked who she was he said Michelle.
I went out for a Pelican curry last night. The food was great but you should have seen the bill.
Two elephants met a naked man. After a while one elephant said to the other, I don’t know how he feeds himself with that thing.
I opened my birthday card today and a load of rice fell out. I knew at once who sent it... it was my Uncle Ben.
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