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Saturday morning and killing time waiting for her indoors to get ready to go out.

Catching up on a few threads and realising the "offend" word or variations come up fairly regularly.

So as it's Easter and all that, thought I'd give us a place where we can all get it off our chests and try to keep it off other threads (no chance!).

To get the ball rolling, here's what I find offensive, and/or gets on my thrupennies:

 

Terrorists blowing people up.

Rude/poor drivers.

People who don't flush public toilet loos after having a dump.

Golfers who don't shout "Fore!"

Over use and/or misuse of the words - "offend" and "racist".

Folk who are consistently late - did you hear that dear?

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people who likes to ban stuff, or try to stop free speech..

wishy washy moaners (these are normally the green voters)

female footy reporters

people who think female tennis players should get equal pay

people who drive centre lane the WHOLE journey

burkas

list is endless.......hope I not offended anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cars that think just because you signal, means you have the gods given right to be let in.

Lorries that take hours to overtake other lorries.

Cars that get overtaken by Lorries, your embarrassing, do one.

Womens T20 cricket, think its pointless.

Rudeness, open the door for someone and they just walk through.

You buy someone a drink, and they leave straight after without returning the favour.

When you get guess 14 correct football scores, and the dead cert loses.

TV, when all the good programmes are on one day, and your left with nothing for the rest.

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Pretty much everything that's been posted so far plus I'm not that keen on Vegetables.

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When you're struggling down the street with 4 bags of shopping and you approach three women having a conversation in the middle of the pavement, they'd rather watch you fight to get past rather than shift their arses, and if looks could kill when you finally get past makes me seethe

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The thing that offends me most is people who get offended in my behalf. It doesn't hurt anyone of you call be queer, a poof, a blender or any other term. It's a word, I just couldn't care really - I'll just think the person saying it is a moron but not as big as the moron who has got offended on my behalf. Less so is the gays that get upset about a few works. Argh. Get over it!

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You buy someone a drink, and they leave straight after without returning the favour.

 

I've got a mate like that, we nickname him "Crime" because ...

Crime doesn't pay.

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People who start two topics exactly the same :P;)

Elephant racing on the M80 (especially southbound!)
People who dont know what that wee stick that makes orange lights flash on the outside of their car is for

People who cant park what they drive - if you cant park it dont bloody drive it!
The numpties who cut in to gaps that arent really there driving on motorways cos overtaking that one extra car makes such a big difference in tailbacks :/

 

Err.... I think I've been driving too much recently lol

Oh and Alan Stubbs saying the Championship is a two horse race (if it is Stubbs, you aint one of the horses - a donkey aye but not one of the horses :P )

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Ppi,energy companies,funeral plans,double glazing,have you worked in a noisy environment in the last15 years,insurance cover,consumer surveys,British telecom,sky TV every charity under the sun,government schemes to insulate your house,have you had an accident in the last 5years,call centres with Indian accents trying to sell every bit of crap available,mobile phone tariffs,automated dental appointments,the mother in law what's the point in having a house phone?

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Liberals, socialists, conservatives, greens, campaigners, protestors, christians, catholics, muslims, jews, budists, atheists, fundementalists, cyclists, conformists, non-conformists, telesalesists, communists, foreigners, europeans, anti-europeans, aussies, yanks, red indians, randolph scott, rock hudson, gays (apart from SCB), straights, celebates, voyeurs, doggers, joggers, fitness instructors, dieticians, celebrity chefs, do -gooders, the bbc, the rspca, namby pambys, smart arses, gustix, golfers and morrisey fans. :wink:

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The majority of tossers that have a job title of "consultant". People like double glazing sales people, or who work in an employment agency, or who work for weight watchers flogging whatever they flog.

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