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Just now, steve roberts said:

Best joke I like telling is the one where I say that the local zoo has lost a piecost. The usual response I get is "What's a piecost" to which I reply "about £1-50!"

I remember going to the zoo and, some unruly suburbanites threw a penguin into the polar bear enclosure! 

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Just now, steve roberts said:

Best joke I like telling is the one where I say that the local zoo has lost a piecost. The usual response I get is "What's a piecost" to which I reply "about £1-50!"

Ooooh, I’m having that....... similar to the duckdo joke, but different enough......... I usually say them to old female patients in the ward I work....... usual (very usual) response is ‘oh you daft bugger’......:lol:

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2 minutes ago, ruffdiamond said:

I remember going to the zoo and, some unruly suburbanites threw a penguin into the polar bear enclosure! 

Don't know whether to laugh or cry at that......... stored for future use though

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4 minutes ago, ruffdiamond said:

I remember going to the zoo and, some unruly suburbanites threw a penguin into the polar bear enclosure! 

..took me a while for it to sink in! I gasped at first but then realised it was a chocolate bar! Been a long day...

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9 minutes ago, JC71 said:

Don't know whether to laugh or cry at that......... stored for future use though

 

6 minutes ago, steve roberts said:

..took me a while for it to sink in! I gasped at first but then realised it was a chocolate bar! Been a long day...

Ya supposed to say, 'what happened, did they eat it?'

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Back on topic ........

I hate the bloody song and would be happy if it was never ever played again. Along with every other Christmas themed song. All of them rubbish.

Bah humbug

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3 minutes ago, ancient mariner said:

Back on topic ........

I hate the bloody song and would be happy if it was never ever played again. Along with every other Christmas themed song. All of them rubbish.

Bah humbug

Best Christmas song ever!!!

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1 minute ago, ancient mariner said:

Back on topic ........

I hate the bloody song and would be happy if it was never ever played again. Along with every other Christmas themed song. All of them rubbish.

Bah humbug

Personally I'm with you with that one in particular...otherwise I'm a sucker for a good christmas themed song. One of my favourites is Greg Lake's "I Believe in Father Christmas" or the David Bowie/ Bing Crosby duet "Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth".

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1 minute ago, steve roberts said:

Personally I'm with you with that one in particular...otherwise I'm a sucker for a good christmas themed song. One of my favourites is Greg Lake's "I Believe in Father Christmas" or the David Bowie/ Bing Crosby duet "Little Drummer Boy/Peace On Earth".

But even that had lots of bum words in it. ;)

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The 2 most popular in this house

Merry Christmas everyone - shaky

Lonely pup in a Christmas shop - Adam Faith

OH likes jonah luey- stop the cavalry

Top 2 in dislike

Mariah Carey 

Chris rea 

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Surely the have to ban 'I'm dreaming of a White Christmas', a truly racist song if I've ever heard one 

And Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, a belisha beacon of a socialist realism song 

 

 

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2 minutes ago, Badge said:

The 2 most popular in this house

Merry Christmas everyone - shaky

Lonely pup in a Christmas shop - Adam Faith

OH likes jonah luey- stop the cavalry

Top 2 in dislike

Mariah Carey 

Chris rea 

 Stop right there! I have just started a new thread for this particular subject! See you over there!

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1 minute ago, Badge said:

The 2 most popular in this house

Merry Christmas everyone - shaky

Lonely pup in a Christmas shop - Adam Faith

OH likes jonah luey- stop the cavalry

Top 2 in dislike

Mariah Carey 

Chris rea 

Not necessarily a Christmas song but, 'All Together Now' by The Farm is always welcomed in my ears.

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Just now, Mr. Clemens said:

 

 

Surely the have to ban 'I'm dreaming of a White Christmas', a truly racist song if I've ever heard one 

And Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer, a belisha beacon of a socialist realism song 

 

 

You too! I just started another thread for this...

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2 minutes ago, chunky said:

 Stop right there! I have just started a new thread for this particular subject! See you over there!

The guy's power crazy!!!

:rofl:

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