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Please refrain from posting obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, sexually-orientated, raciest jokes.

 

As children can read this topic please consider the nature of your joke, the language you use.

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I got so sick of the trick or treaters at Halloween that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in.

 

Sod the ships. My lighthouse, my rules.

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I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks.

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Please refrain from posting obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, sexually-orientated, raciest jokes.

 

As children can read this topic please consider the nature of your joke, the language you use.

 

I can't think of any jokes to post then! :lol:

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Why did the zoophiliac cross the road?

 

He was still inside the chicken

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What's the difference between a Tiger, Lion, Panther, Cheater & a normal house cat??????

 

Can't tell ya because of Political Correctness Gone Mad!!!!!!!!!

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Does anyone else find it ironic that Heather Mills married a legend?

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Please refrain from posting obscene, vulgar, slanderous, hateful, sexually-orientated, raciest jokes.

 

Goodbye everyone :lol:

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Q: What's the difference between Santa & the Kardashians?

 

A: Santa has three ho's, and the Kardashians are boring.

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The campaign for bigger avatars starts here, Keith M!! ;)

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I've joined the local Senior Citizens' Swimming Club, and yesterday I won the 200m Butterfly.

 

Now all I have to do is find a place to keep an enormous insect.

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My wife texted me "what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean?"

I texted her back "I don't know, love you, talk to you later"

 

She texted again "ok I'll ask someone else"

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The campaign for bigger avatars starts here, Keith M!! ;)

I agree Edited by KEITH M

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How lucky is Steve Bruce. Lost his job on the last day of November knowing on the first day of December, all department stores would be looking for a fat man with experience of wearing red and white. Ya canna mackem em up.

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Its nearly that time of the year when that fat person with the beard brings the kids rubbish presents.... Iflippin hate the mother-in-law.

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