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On 3/15/2021 at 11:23 PM, customhouseregular said:

A man went to the doctor saying he thought he was going deaf. What are the symptoms asked the doctor. The man replied...They’re that yellow family from Springfield.

Wow, you can't say that about the chinese folk these days :nono:

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17 minutes ago, Daniel Smith said:

Wow, you can't say that about the chinese folk these days :nono:

Oh dear, the Simpsons aren’t Chinese...:rofl:

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New pub opening next to me for people who have a vaccine passport it's called The Vaccinated Arms. :cheers:

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Doctor Watson: 'Why have you painted our front door yellow, Holmes?'
Sherlock Holmes: 'A lemon entry, my dear Watson!'

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Pulled into a lay by while I was out driving, sign said ' No Dumping ' , which was fair enough .... I only wanted a wee 

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May be a meme of 1 person and text that says "THE BRITISH BANTER FEED I've lost my mummy... What she like? Big willies and vodka."

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My grandad always told me about the time he fought on the beaches.

Lovely man, lousy deckchair attendant.

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I just saw a bloke running down the road with a cape on. I shouted "Are you a superhero?". He replied " No I didn't pay for my haircut ".

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Another big shock for our postman this morning. The doorbell rang. The door opened, and I'm there stark naked. Don't know what shocked him more. That I was naked, or that I'd found out where he lives.

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On 4/12/2021 at 8:48 PM, woofers said:

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Turpin?

 

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