Actually, it is a decent question to ask how Millard got the job in the first place. He really is quite clueless - I remember last night getting really confused while filling in my race card when Millard announced that AJ had both won the heat, and finished third! Maybe this was a result of some quirk of quantum physics...
To recover from an evening's SGP 'entertainment' spent in Millard's annoying company, I like a bit of football. If I'm not a game on Saturday afternoon, I like to watch Jeff Stelling's Soccer Saturday show on Sky. By and large, this show is an example of how to do sports programming; the host is witty, the contributors are knowledgable and everyone is passionate. Just one problem; at some point, Stelling will come up with those dread words: "...and now, with the latest news from Carrow Road, here's Tony Millard!". At that point, I start throwing popcorn at my TV screen.
Actually, during his football reports, it would be interesting to see what would happen if one of the teams Millard was watching included an Australian player born in Mildura. He'd probably explode, particularly if the player was only 19 years of age!