I think a new system should be brought in for the seasons, Teams of seven, with appropriate doublings up, down, left and rights. 3 points for a 3 pages plus flamers, 2 points for two pages or one point for a quality snide posting. At the end of each season the teams with the most points go into an end of season play-offs with the top four choosing their opposition; in order of final position. In the play-offs a golden double ruling can come into the equation with peoples points doubled for their achievements; just make sure you inform the moderators first.
At the end of the year there will be a vote to see who actually wins the league; because like British speedway, this format has no thought put in, no logic and was created by some drunken old painter.
N.B Workington and Coventry fans are excluded from voting due to their being so many of them!
So from the final positions the team who finish last get permanently banned from the forum for not being upto scratch on how to argue properly and all the other teams can sleep comfortably until the next season.
Sandman