thrillpool

If the GP series were open to the fittest riders, Hans would be in it every year.

My god, you're easily pleased..... or in Danish, and I'm sure if it's wrong your hero 'garf' will come to your rescue, Mig god , du er uden sammenligning glad

I'm starting a fund to send the British Denmark groupies out to Denmark to live for ever and ever. They were quite obviously born in the wrong country therefore it's only fair if we, the speedway family, do the decent thing and send them over to where they feel they belong. They will be housed in a secure unit in Copenhagen and given all the help they need. Please give generously to this excellent cause and let these girls live happily ever after in the land of fit speedway riders. I'll start the fund off by donating £100 today and another £100 when I get paid next week.

....and he is so fit.

Would you be hapier if it were written in Danish?

Oh no, are you going to get Hans, Nicki, Bjarne, Charlie and Niels to come and fill me in now?

Little British girls who dribble over the Danes are to be pitied if you ask me. Isn't there a place for them to get help?