george.m

Sergeant, add to the charge sheet ... patronising.

Captain Sensible!

Not just snapper's lawyer Gaz. Two more - as a business owner would you want, in public, false accusations made about you sacking people? Based on some of Clouseau's other posts about our owners he's dug quite a few holes for himself. He'll get a job with Barratts and Wimpey digging house foundations next year. Kaetooouu!! .. This is your employer speaking....I am calling off the attack......

CSI Clouseau drops another "bemb"! And a real biggie this time. An Oscar performance deserving of "Best Foot in Mouth". Where to start? "See there’s been ..." Old news. Happened November 2015, 4 months ago. Well known already. Do keep up. "Sopranno" The BSF spelling/grammar policeman falls on his sword ... yet again. "Getting the bullet ... " Oh no. Schoolboy error. Put it in writing in a public forum. I'll let snapper's lawyer deal with that one. "george.m will be the new Club Photographer" No need. The Club already has an excellent, highly respected photographer. Really Clouseau, sh!t stirring neither suits your self-projected superior image, nor your bumbling ability. If you're going to do it ... do try not to be "so last year" and do keep to the standards you expect of everyone else. And, as for making statements about people leaving their roles ... well we know the answer to that one already, you're obviously choosing not to reply to snapper. No, damosuzuki's post was safer ground and no back peddling needed.

Silver? It's not silver your club needs for financial rescue, you need gold. Another loss of income tonight, plays into the hands of the vultures circling overhead.

Micro climate?

You are so predictable The Scotsman. Some good ones in there though.

Thought 3 of them were quite appropriate.

I would too, but it's still early days and Stewart not afraid to make decisions.

After blowing away the cobwebs last Sunday it's down to League Cup duty for the all new Tigers. With all our boys showing hunger and fire in their bellies this has all the makings of a cracker. If any of our dearest and nearest ... yes it's only 28.7 miles between our stadiums, but Embra know that already ... decide to turn up it should be a cracking atmosphere. As Hearts and Stubb's Duds are playing on Saturday, you have no excuses! How could you possibly turn down the opportunity to turn up and look down your nose at our luxury facilities? Don't worry. Don't listen to the G&T and country member brigades on BSF you don't need to call Churchill to up your insurance beforehand. Possilpark is perfectly safe. Those of you who actually attend speedway here know the Saga boys are talking bollards. On the track, we'll undoubtedly be looking to avenge last year's Play Off and League Cup finals, in the process laying down a marker for 2016 against last season's top dogs (no offence intended). The Minions bring 3 Ashfield regulars who know their way round and won't be shy to give it a try - even if one of them was in 2014. I'd like to say 4, but Mr Riss came to grief on bends 3/4 way too often last year. And yes, the winter's longest running saga was finally resolved last week - Tian Tian Edinburgh Zoo's female panda got pregnant quicker than Embra signing a full team. But they have one now, and I'm looking forward to seeing young Dan - good luck son! Glasgow have declared their team and as Embra's is yet to be announced just perm the 2 to 5 below in your own order. And for those of you who won't be joining us because you're a glory hunter, too mean or just plain scared - to keep you amused between heats on the Updates website, I've presented your 1-6 riders in anagram form. Makes a nice wee change from the People's Friend, Scotland on Sunday suduko, or the Sunday Post's Oor Wullie. A prize of a Monarch's tea cosy to the first person to say it's only 1-5! (CSI - spot the deliberate trap). Oh and before anyone complains, one of these is exactly how it came out on the anagram website - honest! 1. Lawson 2. Lunna 3. Worrall 4. Barker 5. Summers 6. Garcia 7. #WeAreAllDannyAyres Ma useless tram Three eyed jig Wet liver knob Sir skier Shy refrain Max Clegg Dan Bewley

Thanks for the compliment!I'd check with the club first.

Of course, thats more important than anything else. That'll keep the majority of the home support happy then ... glory hunters. Never mind if you bought your meeting ticket early, for the promotion to tell you today Masters and Clegg are on Elite League duty elsewhere. The Embra PR team must be working overtime on the "How can we blame someone else i.e. Glasgow" angle.

To put your mind at rest now jenga, Sunday's team declared. 1. Lawson 2. Lunna 3. Worrall 4. Barker 5. Summers 6. Garcia 7. Ayres Obviously Stewart has listened to your words of wisdom! All joking apart, your point was quite correct.

Any reservations I had about Glasgow were blown away on Sunday. This is one hungry team collectively and as individuals. They have big hearts and there's speed and ability to match. If the gods are with us injury wise, we'll be in the play offs ... then who knows.

I hope he turns out to be a real belter! We all like watching youngsters progress to greater things.

Cheers guys. Just trying to do my bit ....

Thanks for the appreciation mate. A coupe of hours each Sunday goes into taking, editing, uploading ... so appreciation is much needed encouragement!

A few pics from yesterday if anyone's interested .... https://www.flickr.c...157664160039604

Same way as I saw it. Glad Lunna had his faux pas in a Challenge match, suppose that's why you have them.

Hilarious! CSI Clouseau missing the bleedin' obvious. And Blobby struggling to give clues without saying the bleedin' obvious. Aw well it's all sorted now, Embra have 7 riders. Armadale GPs can stop prescribing Prozac. The Queen can carry on with her birthday celebration plans - assuming Embra have given their permission.

A few pics from Glasgow if anyone's interested .... https://www.flickr.com/photos/glasgowtigersspeedway/albums/72157664160039604

Glasgow v Coventry Challenge 27/3/16 https://www.flickr.com/photos/glasgowtigersspeedway/albums/72157664160039604

I was surprised with Coty having seen him last year and then on some FB movies from Ashfield recently where he seems to start by going back on the bike rather than putting his weight forward. Seemed to be on the pace most races. If he can perform at home we'll forgive his away performance, assuming that might not be of a similar standard. Liam had a good ht2 finishing ahead of Coty and Knuckey. His only other point was due to Lunna's EF.

Really?Here was everyone else in the speedway world under the illusion it was something else. Thanks for putting us all right. Looking forward to a proper team coming to Ashfield soon when we can gauge the new Tigers. That'll be the League Cup meeting on 17th April against the Bandits.

I'd drink with all of them except one. Wolbert would be paying all night, so I'd get some of my money back. I'd get the Pope drunk and try to convert him ... To women. With Cook I'd need to watch he didn't slip something in my Buckfast rocket fuel. Wouldn't drink with Handbag Sam ... Afraid of getting my cute wee touché groped.