Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy all year, honest.
Please can we have 2 decent riders next year.
Thank you, Edinburgh Minion.
P.S. It wisnae me that flooded the gents toilet at Armadale during the "who can pee highest" competition that night, it was Blobby.
As a man with total disregard for anyone else but himself would. Found his spiritual home at Armadale where anything goes as long as you're wearing blue and gold.