Liontamer

If you ask me, Keith the midget deserves a clit round the ear'ole.

sorry Lt...thought i deleted it before anyone saw it. i thought it was a bit lame, until i saw you post it and now i know it was lame It might have been lame, but it made me laugh & I claim full credit for it, so clear off & make your own jokes up. 8)

Must admit, I haven't had them for a long time myself................(leave it Lt).

"Over the sea to Sky" (Did I imagine it, or did someone else come up with the idea first?) :?

So you're called salty & you live over the Irish Sea. Do you have a big white beard & dine on fish fingers by any chance? :?

I feel sick. :x

can i come round please? OK but bring your own salt.

True, I could go to Coventry every week, there again I could stay at home, rub myself all over with a cheese grater & roll in salt..difficult choice. 8)

As an ex Leicester & Long Eaton supporter the answers simple, I don't. I'll probably see only two or three meetings this year. :x

It's never stopped Coventry. (It's only a joke guys). Hope you weren't thinking of becoming an estate agent HG. ;-)

I spent a bit of time with Soldier Boy on my various travels & he was a real character. I can still remember him being chased round Hackney stadium by irate fans, & still he returned to the home straight to taunt them again before the end of the meeting. I believe he worked as a storeman in a military establishment somewhere, but he couldn't have spent much time in the store because he travelled all over the country. You always knew when he was in a stadium before you saw him because he used to wind the crowd up. It's a real pity there aren't more characters like him around, but there again there aren't many characters riding these days either. Can you imagine if Jack Millen were around today, he would be fined & banned constantly. Anyway, I'd love to chat more but the nurse has arrived to give me my medication & bed bath. :clown

Bjorn Fee, Lions, geddit?..............ah c**p. :x :clown

Malc Shakespear was a pretty good rider in his day, his averages are as follows: First Division: Leicester: 1971 - 4.4 1972 - 4.8 1973 - 5.7 Wolverhampton: 1970 (1xmeeting) - 2.6 1974 - 4.0 1975 - 4.5 1976 - 3.3 Cradley Heath: 1970 (1xmeeting) - 2.0 Second Division: Long Eaton: 1969 - 6.8 1970 - 8.2 1971 - 9.8 Weymouth: 1978 - 7.49 1979 - 6.2 1981 - 7.0 Not sure where else he rode, but I hope this helps. :clown

Sorry to hear the sad news about Ken. RIP

Didn't Bjorn Free ride for the Lions? :clown

I remember reading magazines under the bedclothes by torchlight too. Probably explains why I never felt the need to buy a tent. :clown

Kevin, if you die in the next day or so without giving us the answer, I'll kill yer. :clown

Er yes, I think you probably did. :clown

Kevin, I've only just read this thread. If you want individual scorers for each meeting I'll dig them out for you. :clown (I have animal magnetism - only animals are attracted to me)