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Well this is Pirate Land I'd like to know if it's unlimited or pay as you go confessions for £6 coz I cud be with the vicar for quite some time I'll av to bring me dongle with me!

Is the local vicar going to be there Steve?

I'm the biggest kid ever! U shud've been at Leicester on Saturday we all got the clappers....... adults got something else!

Great result for the Pirates to complete the unbeaten qualification to the Jubilee Final Brilliant to hear that the fans are attending in big numbers & thanks Steve for letting us know about the details for the visit of Redcar C'MON THE PIRATES

That means I get a whistle & I can annoy u & Shaleshifter all night!

Ray, u can choose 'hide' under 'options' (next to edit) after u av posted something nawty & ur post disappears! I use it loads!

Hey up, sun as got to yer

I'm at Poole next week as well

Why do I keep getting adverts on ere for ladies underwear? It's all bra's & knickers n I can't cope with it at my time of life!

Jye Etheridge now joins Bomber for the Bandito's https://britishspeedway.co.uk/major-events/championship-pairs-line-ups/

Yep, heads down a*se up! Job done!

Sad situation for Plymouth Sad sad situation for British Speedway p.s not Plymouth's fault.

C'MON THE PIRATES #piratepride

Depends on Whoops Scotty, now he's up all night with a new born he'll be knackered!

I'd av to blame it on the heat if I was to go that far!

Glasgow are now Pirates II with Humey & Basso!

THE PIRATES pair will be setting sail for Sandy Lane on Friday. STEPHEN Worrall & Danny KING You have been warned!

As there seems to be a shortage this liddle Turnip managed to go out and secure a partnership!

The Garry 'Mayflower' looks like it's gonna be a ghost ship when it set sails from the Barbican tomorrow!

I'll be following speedway updates as me speedway account's not allow this Pirate to travel to this one when it comes to priority. Wishing I was there tho

When is a draw not a draw? When it's a painting!

I will be supplying pens as someone as said Oxford don't do any merchandise. Shane Parker Pens, just remember to turn the ink taps on!

Stevie Worrall says Pirates will win with "The King and I"

Anyone competing in sport should av a liddle common sense to check that even if they take a cold medicine it doesn't contain anything on the banned list. Surely it's as simple as asking the speedway powers that be or the organisation that deals with sport testing can I use a certain product for example a cold. Not rocket science is it?

When they are up they are up When they are down they are down And when they are only halfway up they visit Numan for men!