TheScotsman

Aesop wrote a lot of fables - any particular one?

Blooming shambles.

Long way from Sweden to Armadale though. Will he be able to get back?

Yes - announced on monarchs site at 9.25 this evening. Wells still guests. Hansen us too tired. Apparently.

Not if his ban is not lifted he's not.

Doesn't say if he is or not - it's yesterday's article.

Hellish injuries to Douglas from the sound of it.

Unreal.

Guest for robbo can be up to 6.83 at home with 5% uplift.

Heaven knows. They don't bother telling the punters.

It's a long long way from Norfolk to Sheffield. And these bikes are heavy things to load and unload too.

Oh dear. Looks like a cricket score for the weegies.

And gets lifted just before they're due to ride Edinburgh. Pure coincidence of course

As the great Rabbie Burns would have said....... A ban's a ban for a' that. Who is Harkness? Is it John Harkness - a character played by John Barrowman?

And well done cookie.

Mibbees aye mibbees naw.

Jenga will do you proud.

Crikey - Plymouth's run in is pretty straightforward. Even Worky's is not too bad. Ippo's is certainly the toughest.

650 with nitro injection.

Certainly doesn't look good for us without Smiler and Erik. Cookie will need his Cardiff bike.

Think he was waiting for the Glasgow start girl to get out of the way!!

Jeez .......... rains = pours.

Maybe they meant rogue 'un but misspelt it?

It's a quiet news day!! And it was an EL snob who started it!!

Mike'll be along soon George. In the meantime, all non-Monarchs supporters could leave by the nearest exit taking all your belongings with you.