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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Pensioner gets the rat!

All by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself

Don't know why but next door's cat was chasing him

Hey up darling, wondered when u would come a twitching. It was an interesting garden party that we went to on Saturday.

Enjoying me pre meeting flat white in the local Costa. Not quite so early leaving today as I'm on the 1041 train. This is it, the Treble. C'mon the Boyzzzz ☠️ 🏆🏆🏆

@Tinker Honary member of the lbw appreciation society 👍

U looking for a carer?

Always depends on the points limit and how other teams are made up as to how good a signing Lewis would be. Not many rated the signing of Tobias and questioned the judgement of the promotion, keep the faith that a silverware winning team will be chosen over the winter.

Guilty as charged me Lord! 😂 Enjoying celebration Flat White ☕

"Who is Sam Masters?", Tobias asks!

Oxford av the wooden leg! 😄

U r a fascinating evolution of contributing nonsense

If I had a cactus 🌵 I would place it vertically up someone's bottom!

I had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off I had a wheelbarrow the wheel fell off 😂

And I was at both of them 🏆🏆

Wondered when ur rat nose would start twitching, think ur of a nervous disposition! 😀 We cud dine out together this evening as I'm free, but of course u know that. I would love to get to know what makes u tick, the inner Trackrat. I mean surely wot others say about you can't be true can it?

Does that mean Killeen will be eligible to ride at Poole?

That's ok, he's a rat not a mouse! 😀

Yep no surprise, I travelled with the inevitable call off in mind. Just hope Oxford on tomorrow. Still I'm avin me flat white ☕ so not so bad.

It's that time again, 230am and I'm on the road to WINborne Road ☠️ Packed enough Y-fronts for 4 days away! 😄

I need a flat white ☕ 😀

Do the Poole promotion know something different regarding the weather forecast? I need to know if I need to pack extra Y-fronts for Friday! 😄

I must say you're eloquence is very liberal