TheScotsman

How common.

Is there one at Ashfield now or is that the £pound a pop seated area?

Or the Fours because he was only riding in the last part of the split meeting.

Too much Purple Haze!!

I talk as I type. Don't you? Makes more sense that way.

Wasn't talking to you.

Dilger would do a good job for you.

Heavens George - that's almost clever/funny. Almost.

Got to agree with that FB. Was certainly doing the wingman's role to Cookie when he was out injured last season. So would deserve the top job as skipper next season. And who will ever forget the fabulous maximum he scored he scored from r/r at Somerset in the league when he was out injured last season!! Amazing list of what he has won in the PL....... PLRC, Scottish Open, Pairs, Fours, League Cup, KO Cup, League, not to mention the Spring Trophy. That's an unbelievable haul. And let's not forget he was ahead of Cookie in the averages till the end of July!!

Better in the back pocket than on the back of a tandem. Anyway I'm now a Telegraph reader like Lord Cyclone, after being brought up on The Scotsman, and quite partial to a G&T too - it has to be Hendrick's though. I assume they've never heard of that in Ashfield. Oh and now that Smiler has signed on again to do the treble, I assume everyone else will give up?

Yep should certainly qualify to get there.

OK.............. It's a fantastic team and I'll be along every week to cheer them on. Maybe. (At least it's nearer than the Showground.)

12 trophies? We've won that in the past couple of years.

Is there an Ashfield trophy room? Sounds like a contradiction in terms.

That's because you're always too p*ssed to remember anything else by that time!!

THJ is on the way back?!!

He must be on a 3 then!

Need top 4 to all be unbeaten to rack up 50.

Cheers Lioness. I wasn't going to rise the it - or more realistically drop to that puerile level!!

It's leased?

I think I read that Smokin Joe is settled back home with a family and a business so won't be back over here.

I quite like Rafal!! Poor rider, though decent gater. Decent bloke though. But if were going for a third 3 pointer I would have Rob back obviously. But we're not going to have 3 x 3 pointers!!

How much are they charging to use the bogs?

Bl**dy hell that looks expensive all round. Must be worth getting the Premium Experience though to get the cushion. Will it have your name on it and do you get to take it home? If not, and if it is a used one, can you ask that it's not one that was previously used by a Celtic season ticket holder? Oh yes - missed the parking charges. Does one of the local youths 'look after your car mister' for that?

I'm sure the locals will be queuing up to pay that when their team are rattling up 60+ scores every match ; winning every competition they enter (except the Spring Trophy) ; especially in the sub-Sahara microclimate of Ashfield.