TheScotsman

Never been away.

Any news on Erik's injury?

What happened in heat 13?

Smash at the Slash?

Yum yum it was tasty.

Another humping. Assume Tiggers will be as magnanimous as we were. And the others as bitter as usual! Hope Erik is ok.

Lose at home to Somerset? Yeah right!

Well what can I say except Well done Tiggers - thoroughly deserved win - a humping in fact. I'm not travelling 400 miles to watch that again! Outgated & outfought. Oh well.

Assuming the weather is as good as expected you can thank me. I'll be at the Dale with the missus on Friday for the first time in donkey's years. Hoping for a good home win but fearing a gubbing.

Auty?

I'm making the long trek up to watch the derby/grudge/whatever match up. I fear I might witness us getting royally humped.

I like his interviews.

Can see why Hawkins never travels to Edinburgh.

Sounds like Neilsen has had a nasty one. Rolled his van and wrecked his bikes and in hospital for observation with concussion and minor injuries. But Bates is at least as good at the Dale.

How's Hawkins' health today? He could be on for double figures if he makes it up to there. Our reserves are not the strongest.

Toughest home meeting of the season for the Mighty Mons. Some of our Aussie & German boys might be totally knackered by their exploits abroad this week so Ippo might stand a great chance of 1 or more points.

Not a chance!

Heatwave out your way?

Both teams should use their number 8's.

And all ride in Poland I believe.

I think you've found the silver bullet. Still charge £18 or whatever. Give us a 10 heat match. Interval after heat 5. Then charge the wobblers to use the track till closing time. - promoters get more income - promoters pay out less in points money - punters get to see a match plus the wobbler entertainment - riders in team have fewer rides and so lower costs - riders in teams can get off sooner to catch their flights or drive to their next meeting - wobblers get to practice on all sorts of tracks This is the saviour for UK speedway.

Ippo now look scarily strong.

Monarchs v Ippo it is then. Oh and the stripy cats v err the stripey cats.

#monarchsthreadformonarchsposts

Yep monarchs are rotten to the core. We've been rumbled. It's a fair cop guvnor.