Liontamer

I was there with my son who used to be a regular Long Eaton supporter but hasn't been to speedway (apart from one meeting at Stoke last year, in 8 years), & a mate who has never been to a speedway meeting in his life, & their comments were as follows: Pre meeting atmosphere in Cardiff: Son: "Beer, fit birds, fantastic, your round dad." 1st time mate: "'kin 'ell, I've never seen anything like this in Cardiff before, (he lives in Wales), fantastic". Programme: Son: "Phwoorrr, look at the t*ts on that" (page 22). 1st time mate: "Phwoorrr, look at the t*ts on that" (page 22). Bjorn again: Son: "That blondes got a nice ar*e" 1st time mate: "Have you seen the ar*e on the blonde one?" Presentation: Son: "Bloody 'ell, can you imagine mum trying to park that bugger?" 1st time mate: "Who's the bird doing the introductions?" Racing: Son: "Fantastic. When are you going to take me up to Sheffield so I can have a go?" 1st time mate: "Fantastic, I could get in to this big time". Interval: Son: "Beer". 1st time mate: " Beer". Firework display: Son: "I'm a firestarter, twisted fire starter, aaaaaaaa uh uh uh,.... fancy a beer?" 1st time mate: "That was good". After meeting entertainment in Cardiff: Son: " Bloody 'ell, I've never seen so many fit birds, I'm going to bring Becki (his girlfriend) here for a weekend, fantastic................Jesus dad, look at the t*ts on that". 1st time mate: "That was fantastic, absolutely fantastic". Next morning: Son: "Bloody 'ell, what time is it? Hang on while I have a quick sh*t shave & shower then I'll be down for breakfast". 1st time mate: (Meeting up again the next morning) "I had a fantastic time last night, I never thought speedway was was as exciting as that. I've been to concerts before at the Millenium stadium, but last night was awesome, absolutely fantastic". So all in all a brilliant weekend. Sorry if I didn't say hello at the POW, but I'm a bit on the quite side. Roll on 2006.

Don't know if it helps but I've just gone round & scratched my neighbours Volvo.

Wembley chucked us out last time so bo**ocks to them. Cardiff gets my vote anyday. NICKI PEDERSEN - DANISH GRAND PRIX WINNER 2005

It's not the swearing that worries me, it's when I see riders abusing their crash helmets. After the blow Crumpy gave his I hope they consigned it to the dustbin.

Yes but they stop working if you pi$$ on them.

Someone ought to tell his mother he's being mucky again.

SCB who?

I like that.

You couldn't miss me. I was the fat bugger in the middle of the forum crowd with a pint of guiness in each hand & a confused look on my face.

It's your own faults. Set the video yourselves & take the remote control with you. Some people never learn

They should have removed more than their caps. ........... ..... I hate myself sometimes

Nice meeting you too mate. Shame I couldn't give you my full attention but I was holding a lamp post up.

Tight git didn't get me one.

I had some chips on the way back to the hotel. They were nice.

Any shop doorways or telephone boxs nearby?

I'll also be belting out the Welsh National Anthem. Not because I have Welsh family connections, but because I like shagging sheep.

Anyone staying at the Park Plaza?.......Yes?......No?......Sod ya then.

Pffftt peasant. Mine cost £55

Should be ok if we all flap our programmes in the right direction.

I'll be hovering around Sams bar or the POW with youngest son & a mate, so feel free to come up & punch me it I've offended you at any time. For those who haven't seen me before I'm the fat guy with bad breath, a bald head, athletes foot, piles & a hairy back. Just ask for Lucky.

The answer's in the fact that Leicester are no longer in existence. I expect the Ochilltrees are enjoying the fortune that Barretts handed them when they sold Blackbird Road for housing. That's one reason why you'll be lucky to see me handing my hard earned cash over to anyone associated with Coventry Speedway.

I love Ashfield. There are/were some fantastic small tracks around, take Trelawny for instance, such a sad loss.

I'm sure I read somewhere that big tracks aren't allowed these days. I might be wrong, but I too yearn for the days when tracks like Exeter, Halifax, Crewe, Belle Vue etc were as common as the tiddlers. I remember the first time I rode at Crewe & thinking "Christ, this is bloody huge", then I hit the wooden fence & I don't remember anything else until I woke up the next day.

I've been to Kirky Lane a few times Addy, but it will never cpmpare to Hyde Road.

Wembly didn't want us last time so knackers to them.