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Boris!

Only kids with crayons draw & cry when they lose........we can't be avin that!

Lisa, u will get splinters in yer rearendum saying things like that!

I've finally arrived in me b & b 15mins walk from Armadale. 2 hours late because of, sadly, a suicide on the rails. Looking forward to my first & maybe last ever visit to Armadale? Depends how the end of season play offs etc etc works out.i guess as I wouldn't rule the Monarchs out but after tonight & next week when I see them ride at Leicester, where will that leave them? Dunno, but whoever wins tonight it's sure to be a cracking meeting & I for one liddle Pirate will be there to enjoy it C'MON THE PIRATES #piratepride

Burp!

Band new engine? Was it the wind section blowing out the big end?

He sure does av an Armadale Masters Degree but wee Ben Cookie wil do the Highland fling toneet & he'll be back in the pits before yee!

Just gone past Shielfield on the train, see u tomorrow Shielfield

Suicide on the rails near Darlington caused chaos with the trains this morning but closing in on Edinburgh now, bout 1 hour away. Then on to Bathgate. Bout 90mins later than planned but at least will get sum cash back off the train ticket. C'MON THE PIRATES p.s. LNER are extremely poor with their customer service skills, communication is non existent! York station should av been playing the Benny Hill theme tune as we passengers were herded from one platform to another & back again, off a train & sent back to that train only to be told not to board that train and sent back to another platform.........u get the picture!

Heading up North, trains disrupted north of York to Darlington, trespass overnight with police investigation underway. Limited diverted LNER trains from York to Edinburgh. This liddle Pirate will.get to Bathgate, just a liddle later than planned Will need a wee dram

Took advice from Bomber & I'm making a guest appearance!

I'm travelling up for the Northern Tour 2 good wins to round off our away championship meetings will do luvvly jubbly C'MON THE PIRATES

I've lost the will ! Well Boris has had a vote of confidence so there's hope for the Brummies yet......maybe?

Poole are Liver-Poole

Stoney Invaders & Comets legend

A Memory of Cowley 1980

I tried to perform at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival but they banned me coz I'm bald!

That's a very imaginative use of lettering, me thinks u've been on Countdown & helped Carol spell tinypenis on the letters board when selecting ur vowels & consonants!

Well u know where the WC is?!

Oh I say u r nawty but I like u!

Increase in banking? Aven't Glasgow got a banking advisor Tungate can speak to at the Royal 'Bank' of Scotland?

Partygate now Tungate!

I LOVE POOLE and I love liddle squidgy things

Opposite to my farts then!

Labour party had a good result in Manchester tonight with all those red seats in the Houses of the NSS!