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https://youtu.be/kBKLTcPoE_c Angry Grandma demonstrating wot the weather is gonna be like in Leicester tomorrow!. Watch out for the tornader!

Ello darling sorry I'm late. I had to buy a new frock. Hope you like it

Excellent from the back ride by Ruml which seemed to go unnoticed by the other riders in the race.

It's a Royal weekend

Propaganda? Try watching Mock the Week instead of the News

A reminder of the Turbo Twins, the original and only

Turbo Twins?? Chris Holder and Darcy Ward were given that title for a reason. Giving that name to the Thompson's is the same as putting Ant & Dec in the same company as Morecambe & Wise.

Grey area? Depends if the rider as used Just For Men or not!

The King

I cud sew me Turnip seeds on there, that earth will be full of nutrients after all those years of dogs doin their bizzo on there!

Excellent Yep he certainly is

Just been chatting to a young Monarchs fan at Poole station. He's off to Peterborough tonight & Belle Vue on Friday on the train meeting up with mates. Great to see. Both agreed that Monarchs should av got a point for their efforts. There is younger support out there who like to travel to support speedway & by train the same as me. The myth is busted Kieran the Monarch he be, just guided him through the London underground to St.Pancras. And he'll also be at Leicester's double header on Sunday vs Berwick so I'll see him there Speedway, the real deal Save the Monarchs

Just been chatting to a young Monarchs fan at Poole station. He's off to Peterborough tonight & Belle Vue on Friday on the train meeting up with mates. Great to see. Both agreed that Monarchs should av got a point for their efforts. There is younger support out there who like to travel to support speedway & by train the same as me. The myth is busted Kieran the Monarch, just guided him through the London underground to St.Pancras. And he'll also be at Leicester's double header on Sunday vs Berwick so I'll see him there Speedway, the real deal

Great to see a competitive meeting,, well done to the Monarchs for providing tough opposition. Ben Cook, excellent performance especially to join Stevie in a heat 9 5-1 over Masters & Pickering. Thankfully Drew got up from his spill without any serious injury & came out for 2 more rides. Cud easily av been a broken collarbone. Hope he wakes up with nothing more than bruising. Great night's entertainment down at Wimborne Road C'mon the Pirates

I actually model myself on Val Doonican but my rocking chair is fitted with stabilization which NASA used in space

I don't like the Pirates, I love em! I absolutely hate mayonnaise & fish though! Yuck And those gambling adverts with Keith Lemon on em, doin me nut in!

I don't like Ian Barney!

Takin a comment out of context me thinks!

I've read Paul Hurry, Gordon Kennett & Ian 'boo boo' Barney are avin a run out.....maybe worth a call?

Bit of nostalgia especially for those that attended speedway at Middlesbrough

Neither was Brummie Jasper CARROT! But then us Turnip's av never been in the same bed as the Carrot's! The audience roar "more more", come ere there's more......

Feels soooooo good to be in the land of the Pirates Reet where are those wee Krankies?

Nearly in the land of the Pirate as I'm just leaving Bournemouth

Any 10 riders that av represented the Poole Pirates excluding guests Simples

Yep, hope the Monarchs do find a solution to their Armadale situation. I am bewildered though after all the years that they've lived on borrowed time that Harkess, in the Star today, knows very little about anything. Aces planned when they knew Kirky Lane was coming to an end. Hey well