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Mayo & Mustard!

Beautiful weather ere in Oxford! Me boat race may get sun burnt!

Exactly! I'm a Liver-Poole fan Both gonna win all the trophies this year

Let's see wot Win with a WORRALL says about that about!

Yep my prediction as well. Take all 4pts. This Pirate as arrived in Oxford

Ben Cook said, "Matt Ford and Danny Ford told me that if I didn't drink my milk I'd only be good enuff to ride for Ox Ford!" Zach replied, 'Who are they?" Ben said, "Exactly!"

Why didn't the water truck come out? The dust kicking up on bend one would have given you an interesting topping on top of your cheese n chips! Washed me bald head, which had a top coat of sun cream on it, when i got home and the towel i used to dry it with had more dirt on it than Leicester's track! But that's why we love speedway! Well done Lions on the win and a sound point for us Pirates

In these circumstances track covers would come in handy me thinks Oink oink

The flyover that was between One Stop and the stadium as actually gone Steve so u r actually correct!

Didn't travel from Poole as I'm near Leicester. Oh my, I just Farted ......sorry Arthur I've had onions!

I WOULD LIKE TO CLARIFY From 2pm till 3pm today it absolutely monsooned it down, I know coz I was in the One Stop Perry Barr sheltering! Nothing odd about it, the rain was bouncing off the tarmac for one hour!!! Never mind the earlier heavy showers. No way would a track survive that tropical rain storm. Think how I feel in a Travelodge in the MFN. Oink Oink

Still persisting it down! Anyone got the phone number for MiraclesRUs?

Hope they've got paper towels to soak the water up! I name this Storm....Storm Bugga!

TROPICAL STORM NOW!! RAIN HAMMERING DOWN

Me walkin days are well behind me like me curly tail!

This little oink as to leave early or he gets taken to market! I'm at KFC One Stop, made a pig of meself! Oh dear, me jokes don't get any better! MI5......now there was a Trotter in the Piglet Files!

Got me hotel room to chill in Admittedly PB is a tad ruff round the edges as I'm well versed in the area as I've been many times. But alas fear not, this liddle piggy goes oink oink oink!

Yep, just arrived in tropical Perry Barr! Blue skies & sun and quite warm C'MON THE PIRATES! 50-40 Pirates all 4pts

In Birmingham, short heavy shower but sun back out with lovely bits of blue. I've lost a trotter, anyone seen Uncle Albert?

On the Oink express train, just left Derby. Mix of rain & sun. Short showers. Shud clear thru later #Piratepride Oink Oink

My curly tail says Lions will be left whimpering! The Twins will be Cook'd! Oink Oink

My curly tail indicates a Pirates win by 10. Oink Oink

Would be great to see Chris riding ere again especially as he lives ere & being a class act. His ability is not what it was due to injuries but still, would attract bums on seats Zagar & Bjerre would be a tad old school but sometimes u go down the list of options until someone says yes. I wouldn't mind seeing Zagar back riding for someone. Would give the Premiership a bit more credibility.

Any chance of Zagar coming back? Kenneth Bjerre?

Alex Brady checked my profile after my earlier comments, is that the real Alex Brady or a Madame Tussauds double?