SilentLurker

Hahahahahaha Kelvin Tatum trying to wrap his head around this heat is absolute comedy gold. 😂😂

So is that Lawson now recovered from his pretend back injury?

An entire race replay with the drone. Give me strength…

Gorzows best 3 riders being in 20/30 heats over the 2 legs just does not seem right at all.

One thing you can credit Jack Holder on is his team riding. No messing about no wanting to be the main man just makes sure the job gets done.

Why are these 2 clowns constantly going on about the meeting getting called off? There is f**k all wrong with the track it is literally dusty.

Why are these 2 clowns constantly going on about the meeting getting called off? There is f**k all wrong with the track it is literally dusty.

Did Lambert just look over his shoulder and block Bewley trying to build up his speed on the outside there?

@IainB I have created a Kelvin Tatum list of phrases for you tonight to check off. Jet propelled Working overtime Repays the compliment No doubt about that Umm Ehhhh No question about that Starting is at a premium Each phrase is worth 5 points and each mistake Kelvin makes is worth 10 points. If Louis corrects his mistake you get a bonus 25 points added on to your original 10. Best of luck.

Careful mate, @IainB will call you obsessed…

@IainB You have opened a can of worms tonight with that post! 😂

@IainB You have opened a can of worms tonight with that post! 😂

Is that the standard then, yeah? Just turn up and waffle whatever you want? He reminds me of Martin Tyler before he was binned from Sky Sports. There is no enthusiasm there he is just turning up for his money. It is so obvious Kelvin does absolutely zero research on riders or recent form/events. He just rocks up, waffles nonsense and gets out of there with his cash. Easy money in fairness I am probably just jealous.

I mean calling Dan Thompson Luke Killeen for 3 laps before being corrected by Louis is just another one for the chalk board out of plenty tonight alone. He is a British commentator unable to tell British riders apart unless someone is telling him in his ear. It is truly embarrassing but we are all just used to it as we watch speedway all the time.

I have actually noticed a huge influx in other forum users calling out his amateur hour commentary since I went all in on it. The snowball is building…

I find myself incapable of not commenting on how bad he is. I see it as a moral and civic duty to speedway for him to be called out and moved on from the sport.

Shame you never continued on because it only further highlights just how bad at commentary he is. Thank you for taking time out of your life to compile this fantastic trip down memory lane. Many more posts to come I reckon. 😁

44 heats + build up of Kelvin Tatums commentary so far… dictators around the globe are probably looking into utilising this as the most brutal torture ever endured by man. No doubt about that working overtime jet propelled.

Give yourself peace mate. In a sport that is as selfish and individual rider focussed as speedway it was great to see a team celebration like that. Lets be honest here, the team element in this country for speedway for the most part are as kid on as it gets with multiple riders coming and going mid season, different names every other season and countless guests etc… Last night you could see just how much it meant to riders like Flint, Hodder and Perry etc. Of course the likes of Bomber have been there and done it for the last 20 years but even he was enjoying the moment. This is not football and if anything that sort of reaction last night would only bond the team further to make them all try even harder for the final if that is somehow possible. Great night, great racing and a great result.

Are you just pretending Bewley and Lambert dont exist, yeah?

Nagel would have scored more than 3+1 so aside from any other mentality nonsense if he rode tonight we would have likely of had enough to bridge the aggregate gap. Really disappointing that he did not turn up.

Tatum all day long. Abbie never knew speedway existed until she was given the job to work on it. Tatum raced speedway and has commentated on it for the last 20 years and is still unable to do the maths or say any other phrase than the 10-12 he has in his back pocket. Like it or not he is absolutely holding back the sport.. on the television anyway.

Tatum all day long. Abbie never knew speedway existed until she was given the job to work on it. Tatum raced speedway and has commentated on it for the last 20 years and is still unable to do the maths or say any other phrase than the 10-12 he has in his back pocket. Like it or not he is absolutely holding back the sport.. on the television anyway.

Nice try, Kelvin Tatum.

That heat 14 was the biggest heat of the whole season and Kelvin Tatum is in that commentary box muttering absolute waffle like he is sitting backwards in his chair. Is he intercepting this meeting through morse code? Get this boring fraud gone from televised speedway. NOW.