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Youhave2minutes

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  1. What this time of year. Not winter you do that in spring
  2. Nice to witness a lot of sense of humour amougst these silent times
  3. JOKING ASIDE NOW LETS BE SERIOUS. The light turns green, the dirt starts to fly, A speedway rider with a gleam in his eye. He’s got no brakes and a frame made of grit, Just a heavy steel shoe and a "don't care" bit. He slides through the corner at a forty-degree bend, Praying the fence isn't his newest best friend. The bike’s screaming loud, the crowd’s in a daze, While he’s lost in a thick, methanol-scented haze. He finishes the heat, all covered in muck, And says to his mechanic, "Well, that was some luck! I didn't hit anyone, I stayed on the track, Now help me find where I left my lower back."
  4. Nicknamed Spunky. He’s the guy who won the amateur cummers and rapist championship back in the 80s
  5. What tunnel are we looking down
  6. For those who missed it here it is again
  7. There will be a slightly later start to the season as the last promotion has left the new promotion with health and safety issues.
  8. Promotion taking over is. FAST & FURIOUS.
  9. Visa issues prevented that. Ivor Bollockoff just missed out as he was proving to be rather cocky. Cess pit also failed a place cuz he kicked up a stink
  10. I’m pleased to annouce after the very long wait. The Ipswich side for 2026 is :- 1 Jack Pott 2 Justin Case 3 Artie Choke 4 Willie Stroker ( c) 5 Hugh Jass 6 Neil Down 7 Al Beback 8 Frank Einstein. lets hope for a great season as team manager Don Keigh pushes ahead.
  11. Not good for new teams to come in to make the numbers up
  12. Yeh once the meetings over.fat lot of good that is.
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