Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 Care to join me for a light hearted speedway game? I'm sure you will pick it up quite quickly! I'll go first. If Darcy Ward made music he'd be Darcy Chord. Your go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
waiheke1 4,295 Posted November 14, 2014 If darcy ward played football he'd be ched evans? I know it doesn't rhyme but.. 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If darcy ward played football he'd be ched evans? I know it doesn't rhyme but.. That was rubbish. And below the belt. Guess I'll go again... If Darcy Ward was in Game of Throne's he'd be Darcy Sword Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontforgetthefueltapsbruv 10,706 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was.... a heavy sleeper - snored disinterested - bored punched in the face -floored. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward lost a grand prix he'd be Darcy Outscored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pugwash 3,208 Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) If Carlsberg made speedway riders, they'd probably make Darcy Ward. Edited November 14, 2014 by pugwash 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_martin 1,606 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was cold-shouldered by speedway fans the world over, he'd be Darcy Ignored 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shale Searcher 1,264 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was put under the care of the courts, he'd be....... Darcy Ward!!!! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward had been caught drinking before a Grand Prix he'd be Darcy Deplored. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dontforgetthefueltapsbruv 10,706 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was.... a magicians assistant - sawed meeting a drug dealer - scored doing an impression of a lion - roared Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward returned to speedway he'd be Darcy Restored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 132 Posted November 14, 2014 My God, please let the Speedway season start 5months early... Surely one or two of these comments are close to the border as well... I for one, would be careful what is typed on a forum these days... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blazeaway 1,501 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was in front he'd be Darcy C... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pugwash 3,208 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was at Baillie House he'd be Darcy Adored. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Stadia 1,071 Posted November 14, 2014 If when he was born and his parents were dyslexic, he could have been Warcy Dard! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
