John Leslie 3,213 Posted November 21, 2015 ...because I heard he once watched an episode of neighbours and drank a can of Fosters. (and don't give me that crap about him being born in Poland, living in Poland, and having Polish parents and grandparents). 22 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve roberts 9,246 Posted November 21, 2015 Do we really care? The threads on this forum get more and more bizarre! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spin king 1,923 Posted November 21, 2015 ...because I heard he once watched an episode of neighbours and drank a can of Fosters. (and don't give me that crap about him being born in Poland, living in Poland, and having Polish parents and grandparents). Also rumoured to been seen singing "God Save the Queen" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 He also wats to race against Andy Murray! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Endeavour 681 Posted November 21, 2015 Reminds me of the of the old Billy Connolly joke. "Are you a pole vaulter. No I'm not a pole and my names not vaulter"! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
daveallan81 330 Posted November 21, 2015 Endeavour, on 21 Nov 2015 - 4:44 PM, said:Reminds me of the of the old Billy Connolly joke. "Are you a pole vaulter. No I'm not a pole and my names not vaulter"! That's a Chic Murray original, Connolly regularly quoted his material. "I got on a bus and went upstairs. The conductor came along asking for my fare. I said, "A single to the west end". He said, "We don't go to the west end". I said, "You've got west end on the front of the bus". He said, "We've got Persil on the back of the bus but we don't take in washing". 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Endeavour 681 Posted November 21, 2015 That's a Chic Murray original, Connolly regularly quoted his material. "I got on a bus and went upstairs. The conductor came along asking for my fare. I said, "A single to the west end". He said, "We don't go to the west end". I said, "You've got west end on the front of the bus". He said, "We've got Persil on the back of the bus but we don't take in washing". Another Chic classic. "Do you know the Battersea dog's home." Reply " I never knew he had been away." 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pirate Nick 1,801 Posted November 21, 2015 One of my Chic Murray favourites. There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones; not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Endeavour 681 Posted November 21, 2015 One of my Chic Murray favourites. There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones; not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. Maybe not a Chic Murray but a similar vein of comedy. The old bus conductress to a drunk "Come on you, get off." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Starman2006 2,355 Posted November 21, 2015 Do we really care? The threads on this forum get more and more bizarre! More like John Leslie is losing his marbles.. Its an age thing you know. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BWitcher 12,453 Posted November 21, 2015 More like John Leslie is losing his marbles.. Its an age thing you know. Totally unaware what's going on I see... Again 10 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
New Science 1,059 Posted November 21, 2015 ...because I heard he once watched an episode of neighbours and drank a can of Fosters. (and don't give me that crap about him being born in Poland, living in Poland, and having Polish parents and grandparents). I think its you who has been on the Fosters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BWitcher 12,453 Posted November 21, 2015 I think its you who has been on the Fosters Blimey new science... You're at starman level with that post! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jacques 3,114 Posted November 21, 2015 Love it.... Good work John Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OveFundinFan 4,143 Posted November 21, 2015 ...because I heard he once watched an episode of neighbours and drank a can of Fosters. (and don't give me that crap about him being born in Poland, living in Poland, and having Polish parents and grandparents). I can see these winter months are going to be long and hard to endure. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
