Jeez, these bodies are really trying to kill speedway arn't they!! Boffin, look im telling you now, these headlights are going to be a superb inovation you can see down the straights and into the turns with them, and if you feel your going to fast then you have a brake pedal to slow you down, brilliant. Promoter, yeh but speedway is speedway thats why its such an exciting family sport, no brakes no gears 4 riders flat out, lots of noise.Boffin, ah, i can solve that problem as well, i have this silencer!!
Boffin, well im going to put this to the powers that be. Powers that be, great idea Boffin, we'l sanction it straight away, could you posibly invent indicators for when the riders turn left?? Powers that be, so how much will all this lot cost? Boffin, oh just a couple of quid!!