Shadders

Key injuries ruined our season, but in truth wasting 2 team building points and the retaining of Simon Lambert didn't help whatsoever. At least we had a cup final, although nobody in their right mind thought we'd win it. One rider I'd love to see in the side is Josh Grajczonek, but it won't happen.

Well swerved

Are you taking the pis$?

Too injury prone

"possibity of a surprise name or two" according to the official website.

They should've increased it to 10%

5% reduction for Brits?

Thanks, I should've thought of that. Not sure if they use those for team building. Don't they use rolling averages? Also, Jason Garrity would have 5% off his average

Where did you get those averages from?

Chris Neath had an attempt at improving Kasper's gating with little or no visible success. Lets face it, if Neathy can't help him who can? I've seen a couple of live Danish meetings on the Internet involving Kasper and he's hardly pulling up any trees there either. I understand they had a pre promoters meeting meeting a couple of weeks ago, presumably to get a flavour of what they're all thinking.

You're too late

Remind me again, where were you when you heard this abuse?

The mods need to lock this thread now

Kennett last appeared on the Bandits GS averages as 10.42 in early July. I doubt he'd had enough meetings to gain a proper PL average. His EL average of 6.39 converts to 9.71 after 5% deduction (if it still applies). I don't think he's worth taking the risk on that average. These are just rough calculations, I could be a bit off.

I think you've wound yourself up pal

Don't be daft. It was hardly a fair contest. He had about 8 inches in height and 15 years on me, I may be daft, but I'm not stupid! How do you know he isnt a Somerset fan and what's where you live got to do with it?

This happened last year at the OTA. I may have mentioned it once or twice before!!

Jeeesus, they must be desperate for bouncers down your way. The bloke threatened to kick the $hit out of me in the car park and I'm the aggressor? You're either on a monumental wind up, or as mad as a box of frogs

That'll be held next year

Agreed

I never reveal my sources

I didn't witness anyone abusing Morris when he fell. Where was this person standing? Near you I take it?

My face is wrinkled from constant laughter. Unless you witnessed the incident you really shouldn't comment. For the record, the steward was relieved of his duties shortly after, which pretty much tells you all you need to know

Where have I condoned that? You're not aware of the run ins I've had at away tracks when home fans have cheered when one of our riders has fallen. Only last year I was almost thrown out of the OTA by a steward after I squared up to a Somerset fan attempting to take photos of Luke Bowen lying on the track seriously injured.... Next! That's the best you've got? Marvellous!!

Silly hats, balloons and party poppers imaginative? Perhaps at a kids birthday party