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BigFatDave

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  1. Looks like spiderweb'll be pleased; High Easter is now included on the agenda.
  2. In the event of inclement weather I'll be in a pub - somewhere!! See you all soon.
  3. Hey, Sue, I'm a lonely guy from outta town........................ Not that I drink much anymore, (believe that you'll believe anything!! ) these days I rely on Osmosis - straight through tha Membranes!!!
  4. Meanwhile in the outer reaches of the Galaxy......................... This is the Big One, Sandie, one of those things ya gotta do. Me mates are GREEN!!
  5. In response to many queries and suggestions, some of which are physically impossible, here's where I'm gonna be; Friday June 26 Invade Pomgolia, get to Cardiff and find the nearest Walkabout Bar to acclimatise Saturday June 27 Afternoon P.O.W., evening Millenium Stadium Cardiff British SGP Sunday June 28 Hayley Stadium Newport Welsh Open Wednesday July 1 (am) New Road County Ground Worcester Young Lions v Australia Wednesday July 1 (pm) Perry Barr Stadium Birmingham v Stoke Thursday July Owlerton Stadium Sheffield v Kings Lynn Friday July 3 Armidale Stadium Edinburgh v Newport Saturday July 4 Derwent Park Workington v Glasgow Sunday July 5 Ashfield Stadium Glasgow v Stoke Monday July 6 Monmore Green Wolverhampton v Eastbourne Tuesday July 7 Smallbrook Stadium I.O.W Islanders v Weymouth Wednesday July 8 Wimborne Rd Poole v Ipswich Thursday July 9 Abbey Stadium Swindon v Lakeside Friday July 10 Coventry Stadium Brandon Coventry v Ipswich Saturday July 11 Norfolk Arena Kings Lynn Young Australia v Young GB Sunday July 12 High Easter Sidecars British Best Pairs Grasstrack meeting. Monday July 13 East of England Showground Peterborough SWC Great Britain -v- Australia -v- Poland -v- Slovenia Wednesday July 15 Wroclaw Poland Thursday July 16 Alfred Smoczyk Stadium Leszno SWC Race Off Friday July 17 Auschwitz-Birkenau, Oswiecim, Poland Saturday July 18 Alfred Smoczyk Stadium Leszno SWC Final Sunday July 19 Municipal Stadium Czestochowa v Wroclaw Monday July 20 Kirkmanshulme Stadium Belle Vue v Eastbourne Tuesday July 21 Buzz off back to Darwin, NT. That oughtta do me!! I look forward to catching up with old acquaintances and to making new ones. If anyone wants to say G'day or have a yarn, lubricate me vocal chords with free turps or otherwise meet the Larrikin behind the Legend, feel free, I'm not hard to miss. As far as female companionship goes I'm always in the market for a sheila with a pulse; being an eligible Aussie I reckon I could probably marry half-a-dozen or so of ya to sneak back into Oz - ain't that big o' me? I'm gonna try and keep this thread updated during me travels and travails; if ya wanna make a contribution FFS try and keep it clean, otherwise in the great tradition of Aunty Jack I'll come over there, jump through yer computer monitor an' rip yer bloody arms off! (....................and hit you over the scone with the wet end, me little lovelies!!) See you soon!!
  6. A true gentleman never tells, Db, but here's a hint, the answer's bigger than a breadbox.
  7. Never too early, Jacques!! Why you sweet-talker, you!! Hey, I'm a lonely guy from outta town, and I just wondered..........................
  8. I've rooted a few bushpigs in me time, Jacques!!
  9. Well Done ROOBOY!! Thanks heaps Sandie, see you soon.
  10. Cork hats are for the purpose of eliminating the need for the Great Aussie Salute, hagonshocker, didn't think you had got bushflies over there? If you haven’t heard of the Great Aussie Salute, it is something that you will soon learn once you arrive in Australia. Especially in summertime! Flies in Australia have inspired a new style of body language. Known as the "Australian Salute", Australians have turned flicking away a fly into an art form. Farmers use the salute to convey a regal presence, almost as if they are a billionaire waving his hands to stop his staff bothering him. So dignified does it look, some farmers even salute when flies aren't even bothering them. On the beach, ladies may salute with a flick of the fingers. This can draw a male's attention to the sensuous nature of her hands. In fact, one of Australia's proudest moments occurred in 1954 when the Queen, Gawd Bless 'Er, first visited Australia. Menaced by flies, she adopted the salute and so won great applause at home and abroad. Onlookers felt that after years of dealing with convict taunts, the Queen's acceptance of a local custom proved that Australia had finally come of age. As for me, can't make up me mind between the Panama and the Akubra. Omigod!! Who brought the Mountie? Me mates reckon I orta change me name to more reflect the Northern Territory, or last frontier as its known locally. So, in recognition of my tireless work as an eradicator of feral animals, especially Wild Boars, and in the tradition of Crocodile Dundee, I give you "Pigf***** Dave"!!
  11. Omigod I'm agreeing with you!! Can't see these heroes crawling out from under their respective rocks.
  12. Classic track, Sandie, Link Wray (R.I.P.) was one of my all time favourites. Hmm, yeah, a large Thai Stick'd do me as well , but I haven't seen any around for quite a while, sad to say.
  13. I just posted the first thing that popped up, Shazz!! I wouldn't use it as a yardstick.
  14. (Posted in me best Kenneth Williams voice) Oooooooooooooooooo!! What dress are you wearing, Paulco, sweetie?
  15. Probably from reading some of the posts on here.
  16. Specsavers, keith, just scroll down. Are you a referee or something? Anyhow, all the best, and a big pat for your guide dog.
  17. Almost everything is finalised, all will be revealed short & fatly.
  18. I'm looking forward to catching up with you shortly, Blazeaway, you Pommy B. PS If Nicki was going in a straight line he would have gone straight into the airfence. I reckon Emil should be praised for taking out Nicki's back wheel thus saving him from further injury.
  19. ........errm, actually, that's not me knee!!
  20. Used up all me Blood Pressure pills in the final quarter, had to resort to more traditional Herbal Remedies (Koff!! Koff!!) to calm down!!
  21. G'day Db, good to see you're well if a trifle damp!! Oh, BTW, did I mention that the Mighty Richmond TIGERS got up against Freo last night? Would you like to hear the song?
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