van wolfswinkel 635 Posted November 14, 2014 If he was gay Arse he Bored Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Stadia 1,071 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was in a boxing match and was knocked out, he would be Darcy Floored! In the days of non PC and if Darcy was black, he may have been known as Darky Ward. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy was in a boxing match and was knocked out, he would be Darcy Floored! In the days of non PC and if Darcy was black, he may have been known as Darky Ward. That's actually what his friends call him. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shale Searcher 1,264 Posted November 15, 2014 If he turns into a pumpkin at midnight, he'd. Be called: Darcy Gourd! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonny the spud 2,281 Posted November 15, 2014 if he carries on acting the way he is he'd be Darcy... Flawed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
screm 8,057 Posted November 15, 2014 If he went to see A Flea in Her Ear he`d be Farcy Ward. If he was laying a new road he`d be Tarcy Ward If he was playing the guitar he`d be Darcy Chord If he was praying he`d be Darcy Lord Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weatherwatcher 664 Posted November 15, 2014 What was the last thing that Darcy said to his mates at 6am on the morning of the Latvian GP. One more for the road lads, they will never know, they won't smell the 2 pints of Vodca on my breath and I can still talk a lite strain, or maybe a stripped lion. He mates turned round and said you could not even walk straight round a bend. But being a speedway rider the straights are not to long so just keep your mouth shut. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boffy 84 Posted November 16, 2014 ...If Darcy Ward had a brain....He`d be World Champion 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pinny 2,536 Posted November 16, 2014 Has this forum seriously stooped to this level? I remember playing this game with a few mates before. It was when we were waiting to participate in the year 1 egg and spoon race, aged 5 . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grand Central 2,654 Posted November 16, 2014 Has this forum seriously stooped to this level? I remember playing this game with a few mates before. It was when we were waiting to participate in the year 1 egg and spoon race, aged 5 . Quite right. We are trivialising a grave matter. If Darcy Ward were aged 5 and waiting to take part in the egg and spoon race. He would be breathalysed for Calpol and be suspended. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_martin 1,606 Posted November 17, 2014 If Monster made a drink especially for Darcy Ward.. It would probably look like this. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Trees 2,814 Posted November 17, 2014 This is all very much Darcy PutToTheSword! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pugwash 3,208 Posted November 17, 2014 If Darcy read this thread he'd be very f'king bored. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pandorum 1,259 Posted November 17, 2014 If Darcy was.... punched in the face -floored. What do you mean IF? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Stadia 1,071 Posted November 17, 2014 I hope Darcy is keeping up some sort of training, otherwise, he may end up.... Darcy Lard ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
