Grand Central 2,654 Posted November 14, 2014 If when he was born and his parents were dyslexic, he could have been Warcy Dard! If you had asked him his name on the morning of the Latvian GP. Then that is probably the best he could have managed himself! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iris123 20,988 Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) If he was feeling a bit lairy after a night on the bevvy with his mates,then he would be Darcy Wardareyoulookingatpal Edited November 14, 2014 by iris123 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward recovered from illness he'd be Darcy Cured Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iris123 20,988 Posted November 14, 2014 If after reading this thread he was confused as to who we are talking about he would be .......gustix 5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pugwash 3,208 Posted November 14, 2014 If DARCY WARD was on Countdown he would be RACYD RAWD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_martin 1,606 Posted November 14, 2014 If he was to get into another fight with Neil Middleditch and friends, he'd be Darcy A&E Ward If he took up speedway promotion, he'd be Matt Ward...er, or should that be Darcy Ford??? 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ray Stadia 1,071 Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) If after reading this thread he was confused as to who we are talking about he would be .......gustix A cowboy with a lisp, goes into a saloon and says....'this is a stix ug' Edited November 14, 2014 by Ray Stadia 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If he was to get into another fight with Neil Middleditch and friends, he'd be Darcy A&E Ward If he took up speedway promotion, he'd be Matt Ward...er, or should that be Darcy Ford??? Haha Darcy Ford! That's the best one so far! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shale Searcher 1,264 Posted November 14, 2014 If he's on a mood he's called Arsy Ward!!*! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
uk_martin 1,606 Posted November 14, 2014 If he can't get a new Polish club then on Sundays he'll be Darcy Bored. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shale Searcher 1,264 Posted November 14, 2014 When he gets knocked off it's Darcy Sprawled!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grand Central 2,654 Posted November 14, 2014 (edited) You do realise that every single one of these god-awful puns is going to be used, at sometime in the future, on the front cover of a Speedway Star. . Edited November 14, 2014 by Grand Central 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foamfence 2,917 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was a board game you'd have to down a bottle of wine every time you threw a double six. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pugwash 3,208 Posted November 14, 2014 You do realise that every single one of these god-awful puns is going to be used, at sometime in the future, on the front cover of a Speedway Star. . If Darcy was in the star it would be 'Star Wards'. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tom Turner 347 Posted November 14, 2014 If Darcy Ward was put in a cupboard he'd be Darcy Stored 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
