I'm a miserable old sod.
I quite like being a miserable old sod.
I don't like dodgy pm's, texts or phone calls and don't do them, maybe because I'm a miserable old sod.
I like Wagon Wheels and Pick n Mix.
I enjoy a bit of noise when I'm not doing the Chatzone updates or listening to whether I've won the prize draw.
I missed out on meeting Jim and his mate because I wasn't there.
I think it was because of my father-in-law who definitely isn't all there - but he used to be all there before the Alzheimers took over.
But he's still confounding medical opinion and is still there - just not all there.
They've nicknamed him Lazarus in the care home.
But he's still there.
I can't be a liar because you need a good memory to be a good liar and my memory's not what it was because I'm a miserable old sod.
But I think Mr. Presenter is doing a great job,
It's just that I still can't hear him to be sure.
Maybe that's also because I'm a miserable old sod or maybe it's because of something else.
But in the back straight scaffolding I'm still there.
But I still don't like the Weegies and that's not because I'm a miserable old sod.