It's only right the wee clubs have a chance every few seasons. Normal service will be resumed from March with Captain Cook at the helm. I'll spend the time until then watching Heart of Midlothian put the uglies from the West in their place. Happy days.
Nah, keep up. Last week was when we accelerated the decline of British Speedway by preparing a grippy track.
The league win would have come in a month or so had it not been for our pesky Grand Prix asset.
Dark glasses is a decent shout - protect my eyes from the glistening Monarchs trophy cabinet.
What have the mighty comets won of late then? I also let slide a Workington fan cracking jokes on the future of another club - irony off the scale.