TheWellBehavedWorrall

Thank God that’s finished. To summarise: 15 heats, 2 passes. One of which was due to a mechanical problem.

This is the bigger picture. It’s selective boredom by Poole speedway. It’s short-term gain despite the inevitable prospect of long-term loss. I don’t know if they tuned in, but I recommended two Bournemouth based colleagues tune in to this tonight and if they did, they won’t be returning supporters. Why would they? This is boring. Middleditch just called it a ”great speedway meeting”. Stop talking out of your ass, Neil. Who are you trying to persuade? Us or yourself? We are about to enter heat 15, having witness one pass. I won’t stop mentioning that fact because it’s so bad.

Ladies and gentlemen, 14 heats, yes FOURTEEN HEATS and there’s been ONE pass all evening.

Lawson can’t even pass.😂😂😂 13 heats, one pass and it was due to a mechanical problem.😂 Start Zmarzlik 15 yards behind Cami Brown on Cruz Harris’ bike and Brown is taking the chequered flag on this track.

Twelve races, one pass. Surely we’re reaching a record here, no? Perry could out gate Lawson and they’d finish in that order.

Well said, Chris Harris. ”The track’s diabolical. Worst it’s ever been. Gate and go”. That, coming from arguably the UK’s most exciting post-millennium rider. What an utter shame and farce.

14 riders on motorbikes with no brakes, racing on a track of dirt that’s wide enough for four and it’s a final. Eleven heats, one pass. Wild.

You can’t even blame a single rider here. Flint’s all action; wide, inside, cutback, the lot and he’s getting nothing.

What a bizarre perspective.

Nine heats, one pass due to a mechanical problem. One day, we won’t have our wonderful sport any more and tracks like this will be a catalyst to that.

That’s actually quite impressive; making a race involving Nagel and Cairns boring.

You’re fighting a strange fight here. It’s heat eight of the play-off final and we’ve had one pass; Hodder passing Starke because he had engine troubles. Why are you trying to defend it or deflect from it?

The second Thompson and Flint hit the front, you knew it was over. Great for us, but as a spectacle, a sport and an occasion, what a shame.

Fair is fair, so for the purpose of consistency, we’ve just got a 5-1 and the most exciting thing was that we were in that position. Rowe had zero chance. ZERO. You will not pass.

No, it’s not.😂 I know James and he’s Scottish. This guys English.

Neil Middleditch: Your decision is sh*t” Christina Turnbull: ”Your track is sh*t!

Villas, you’re not in Denmark or at Ashfield, son. Go wide here and your race is over.

”Could have been all four back there”.😂 Nobody crashed! Who is this idiot on co-commentary?

Not at Ashfield, Blobby.

”You didn’t know who was going to pass who”.😂 There wasn’t a single pass! Flint tried everything, but that track does not allow for it.

A thrilling heat one. Wow. We’ve got a real final on our hands. Arguably the most exciting post-millennium British rider, made to look like a child on his trike.

Surely you’re joking. It’s a final; of course it’s going to be more.

Who’s on co-commentary on BSN?

The ball is in your court, Poole. The occasion is here. What will it be? Take your pick; a comfortable home win with little to no passing and a grey line to appear between the first and second bends due to a lack of dirt, or a proper evening of racing that will promote both the sport and competition? Wimborne Road has hosted some spectacular speedway in the past and as Gerry Facenna once said, “you need to bring a show to the stadium. There is no point having follow the leader and it’s not exciting and nobody overtaking”.

Double post.