Shadders

Yep, guess which one I'm ordering

I wouldn't know. Haven't been there for years

Oh dear!!!

How's things up your way now?

PR disaster

Doubt it. It'll either be a new owner, or curtains

Got caught jumping the start in his first ride and warned. After that he missed the break and was mostly ineffective.

Made the 320 mile journey in around 7 hours with a break at Wetherby. Raining almost all the way. That's the British summer for ya

Looking at the forecast it was no surprise it was called off. We were just leaving Berwick to head south when we heard the news, so at least we're home at a decent time and not the expected 3am

Think he meant the Bandits Swede, Thornblom

Yeah, they were good thanks, as was the pie. The result was a bonus

Yes, me. There's points up for grabs on 5th September

Track specialists? Are you on drugs?

Only good thing about it is I'll get home at a decent time instead of the expected 2am

Heavy rain all day. Early postponement beckons

Very wet passing Alnwick

Just seen a snapchat of the track sent by Nikolaj. The dirt looks about 2 foot deep... Oh dear!!!

Sounds like they both got off lightly.

Not gonna bother

If anyone deserved a testimonial it was Kelvin Mullarkey. Makes me laugh when I see riders like Kasprazak earning a lucrative pay day

I remember Kelvin coming out of retirement to help out an injury ravaged Rockets side in the late 80's when he would've been in his late 30's... Hughie Saunders must've been mid 30's when he called it a day

Must've been the one I was at where Branford won after Garrity went through the card in the heats. They must have an army of helpers putting the covers over the dog track after the hounds have finished.

Monmore Stadium hosts greyhounds on Monday afternoons which would finish around 6pm. Not much time to sort the track out and put the covers down

British prisons are full of people who say they didn't do it

I'll be up for this. Not expecting much after a difficult weekend at Edinburgh and Berwick. I suspect the Rye team will just wanna get home in one piece. Expect a decent home win by 18-20 points.