BigFatDave

If Correct Weight has been declared there's not much else he can do about it but have a whinge, is there? As for his claims to have the support of the other riders; I'm sure I could name a few who'd beg to differ there - namely anyone who's ever ridden against him.

Hey Alan, have you got a tape of Caerdydd last year mate? Anyone who touched Nicki's back wheel after he cut 'em off got excluded.

Many Thanks Youngy!! I can't see what Nicki's got to complain about - he's clearly taking the Russki out; he's always played the man not the ball. Classy from Crumpy; despite his own injury his first thought was for Emil. Series this year is definitely more exciting; can't wait for Caerdydd!! PS Me sound's on the fritz at the mo, I'm sitting here going "Vroom, Vroom" and me dog thinks I'm Nuts!! Oh, here's the Nicki P. interview, I'll practise me lip-reading - looks like "Whinge, whinge, the ref doesn't like me!" Time for the re-run - see ya!!

I've mellowed, man............................................................................. ................ (mellowed as a parrot at the mo after the Mighty TIGERS got up at Subiaco to absolutely THRASH the Dockers by three points with a goal in the final minutes!!)

Guess Who?

Having had a day to think of a quick riposte, DB, all I can come up with is that she may have fancied a bit of Tongue, but that's offal.

Boom! Boom!!

Does Bute St still have that certain, shall we say, cachet? One pub down there - The Marquis of Bute? - you could get a pie and a woman for a shilling, altho' to my mind there wasn't much meat in the pies. Ah, Cardiff - beautiful one day, Splott the next!!

Geez, only 4 weeks 'til I jet off into the wild blue yonder, provided I can stay outta trouble of course, and I'm getting abusive emails from me mates already!! Hafta start workin' on me "Hello Oz, Suck on This!!" sign!!

I prefer to think of him as the "Norse Pole".

Nah - if it was a repeat of '04 I'd be there again!! Still, it was a damn good night and I had a ball (apparently!!)

Hope to see Hans back on form for this one - behind Leigh & Jason of course.

G'day Jenn, & howthaforkareya? If anyone has the temerity to laugh at the Southern Cross just point 'em out to me and all their worst nightmares will happen at once!! BTW, I'm a lonely guy from outta town, and I just wondered...................... Regards

Hey Shazz - are you any relation to our Aunty Sharon? AUNTY SHARON A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.' 'What's the moral of the story?' asked the teacher. 'Don't put all your eggs in one basket!' 'Very good,' said the teacher. Next little Emily raised her hand and said, 'Our family are farmers too. But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks and the moral to this story is: 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'.' 'That was a fine story Emily. BFD, do you have a story to share?' 'Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Korean War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was 3 bottles of Bundy rum, a machine gun and a machete. She drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.' 'Good heavens,' said the horrified teacher, 'what kind of moral did your father tell you from that horrible story?' 'Stay the f*ck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been on the piss.

If I end up sittin' on yer lap yer'd better change yer name - to SQUASH!!

Get with the program, squall - http://www.speedway-forum.co.uk/forums/ind...47489&st=60 - I'm sitting next to yer missus!!

Its like this squall; in any relationship, just as in life, down every track you travel, be they smooth or rough, you'll come to a fork in the road; that's when you have to ask yourself "What the fork should I do? Which forkin' way should I go?" Or even "What would BFD do?" (...............and sometimes, "Wear the Fox Hat!" - sorry, wrong joke! ) As for me, I'm always hangin' out for a fork.

G'day there, thisisme, and greetings from the other side of the world. I'm a lonely guy from outta town, and I just wondered................................

.......and I'd put it all down to me rugged Sun-bronzed Aussie/Greek God-like looks, boyish charm an' general air of Urbane Soffis..............surphysti................saffistimacation.............. ah, bu%@er it, je ne sais quoi!

Just received some piccies of Leszno and I have to say the Start Tart in the yellow is the pick of the litter!!

Don't worry ladies; there's more than enough of me to go around!! PS Who's Lisa??

(Can this be true? - be still my beating heart!! ) Don't worry about a thing, Sandie, my hands never leave the ends of my arms.

I'll see you in six weeks then mate!! (Gives you something to look forward to!! )

Thanks for that Mate!! Best of Antipodean luck to all Southern Hemisphere riders involved, fingers crossed.

Silly me, I thought this was a "well done Jason" Thread! Well Done Jason!!