Sir Philip joins Speedway Futures

[mikebv]

7 minutes ago, YeOldPitGate said:

Can you imagine it Harry as the new Clarkeson's farm, day one would be Harry sitting at his desk trying to figure out the rule book, asking the camera man if he know's Chris Harris mobile number, trying to tie up a deal with Laguta who want's a 5k guarantee per home match but doesn't fancy away meetings.

Someone comes in to say the men's loos are blocked again and they need a wooden prop to hold the roof up, the weather doesn't look to sharp he better nip down to the old pit gate and start looking at it very carefully whilst on camera.

Harry on the tractor going round every couple of laps there could be 3-4 seasons in this against the backdrop of trying to make a profit backed by Amazon's trillions.

Add a flood in the car park, and then the "Jenny" going kaput..

It'd "Pack 'em in" the week after, Pack 'em in..

 

[Byker Biker]

1 hour ago, YeOldPitGate said:

Can you imagine it Harry as the new Clarkeson's farm, day one would be Harry sitting at his desk trying to figure out the rule book, asking the camera man if he know's Chris Harris mobile number, trying to tie up a deal with Laguta who want's a 5k guarantee per home match but doesn't fancy away meetings.

Someone comes in to say the men's loos are blocked again and they need a wooden prop to hold the roof up, the weather doesn't look to sharp he better nip down to the old pit gate and start looking at it very carefully whilst on camera.

Harry on the tractor going round every couple of laps there could be 3-4 seasons in this against the backdrop of trying to make a profit backed by Amazon's trillions.

You're a bit short on the guarantee 🤑

[dontforgetthefueltapsbruv]

1 hour ago, Byker Biker said:

You're a bit short on the guarantee 🤑

You will have the usual suspects on to you for this

You can't just estimate figures,however accurate they may be,it doesn't satisfy them

Please provide either receipts, copy draft contracts or copies of conversation transcripts 

[YeOldPitGate]

2 hours ago, Byker Biker said:

You're a bit short on the guarantee 🤑

I'm sure he would be worth ever penny

[Byker Biker]

3 hours ago, dontforgetthefueltapsbruv said:

You will have the usual suspects on to you for this

You can't just estimate figures,however accurate they may be,it doesn't satisfy them

Please provide either receipts, copy draft contracts or copies of conversation transcripts 

Я хочу 7500 фунтов стерлингов за встречу; авиабилеты для моего польского механика и менеджера, а также чтобы вы каждый раз забирали нас из аэропорта Станстед и отвозили обратно.

YA khochu 7500 funtov sterlingov za vstrechu; aviabilety dlya moyego pol'skogo mekhanika i menedzhera, a takzhe chtoby vy kazhdyy raz zabirali nas iz aeroporta Stansted i otvozili obratno.

[dontforgetthefueltapsbruv]

1 hour ago, Byker Biker said:

Я хочу 7500 фунтов стерлингов за встречу; авиабилеты для моего польского механика и менеджера, а также чтобы вы каждый раз забирали нас из аэропорта Станстед и отвозили обратно.

YA khochu 7500 funtov sterlingov za vstrechu; aviabilety dlya moyego pol'skogo mekhanika i menedzhera, a takzhe chtoby vy kazhdyy raz zabirali nas iz aeroporta Stansted i otvozili obratno.

That makes more sense than many posts on here this winter