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Will Edinburgh And Glasgow Be Part Of British Speedway After Thursday?

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Worry not.

 

Thursday: Scotland claim independence.

Friday: Everyone trying to go north on a Friday gets stuck around Manchester.

Saturday: English Army arrive.

Sunday: Scotland surrender, with Alex Salmond beheaded.

Monday: Welsh army arrive... after being delayed after passing a field on the M6 containing sheep.

 

All the best

Rob

I can't see Scotland surrendering after 1 day, though

Do you think we are Wales?!?!

I do quite like the idea of Alex Salmond being beheaded though

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Ryan MacDonald at No 1 for Tigers.

 

With Paulco at No 5 on a 8-pint average.

 

All the best

Rob

Think Paulco is a steal on that average ,think he will put a couple of pints on that,barring severe hangover's
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Roll on Friday so its over, its all become tedious and beginning to grate though its always difficult when a fat Eck is in charge!

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I do quite like the idea of Alex Salmond being beheaded though

Think that idea might unite both sides of the divide! lol

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I know that no one is really taking this seriously but the best example in speedway is daugavpils from Latvia competing in the polish league. Nothing to see here you will always be welcome in Scotland x

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If Scotland vote yes then it will interesting to see who signs for the Scottish clubs as their currency de-values against the English pound.

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If Scotland vote yes then it will interesting to see who signs for the Scottish clubs as their currency de-values against the English pound.

Kevin Bridges reckons we will be dealing in Smackeroonies as our currency which will make up the difference!!!
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Anyone who votes yes is as bonkers as Salmond.

 

The Independent Scottish speedway league would be fun though ...

 

Tunnocks Tea Cakes Spring Trophy - usual season opener to establish early bragging rights.

League Cup will be three matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the Final, which can be squeezed in as an after-thought. The League Cup has no hope of ever finding a sponsor.

Irn-Bru Scottish League will be eight matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the play-offs - which can be held the week after the league finishes.

Tunnocks Wafers Scottish KOC-Up - the first, second & third rounds, plus quarters, semis & the Final can be held in one home & away fixture!

Monchat Scottish Cup - staged on the basis that the Moanarchs win it.

 

Rain-offs wouldn't be a problem, because a double-header can be arranged for the following week.

 

All matches to be screened live on BBC Alba.

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Anyone who votes yes is as bonkers as Salmond.

 

The Independent Scottish speedway league would be fun though ...

 

Tunnocks Tea Cakes Spring Trophy - usual season opener to establish early bragging rights.

League Cup will be three matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the Final, which can be squeezed in as an after-thought. The League Cup has no hope of ever finding a sponsor.

Irn-Bru Scottish League will be eight matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the play-offs - which can be held the week after the league finishes.

Tunnocks Wafers Scottish KOC-Up - the first, second & third rounds, plus quarters, semis & the Final can be held in one home & away fixture!

Monchat Scottish Cup - staged on the basis that the Moanarchs win it.

 

Rain-offs wouldn't be a problem, because a double-header can be arranged for the following week.

 

All matches to be screened live on BBC Alba.

You should head the BSPA , your organisational skills would be much needed there .

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If Scotland vote yes then it will interesting to see who signs for the Scottish clubs as their currency de-values against the English pound.

What currency???? They already use monopoly money

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What currency???? They already use monopoly money

I have heard from reliable sources (in the pub), the currency will not be the pound or the euro, as thay are sticking with the GIRO.

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I have heard from reliable sources (in the pub), the currency will not be the pound or the euro, as thay are sticking with the GIRO.

 

Handy if you're Italian :P:wink:

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Anyone who votes yes is as bonkers as Salmond.

 

The Independent Scottish speedway league would be fun though ...

 

Tunnocks Tea Cakes Spring Trophy - usual season opener to establish early bragging rights.

League Cup will be three matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the Final, which can be squeezed in as an after-thought. The League Cup has no hope of ever finding a sponsor.

Irn-Bru Scottish League will be eight matches home & away, with the top two qualifying for the play-offs - which can be held the week after the league finishes.

Tunnocks Wafers Scottish KOC-Up - the first, second & third rounds, plus quarters, semis & the Final can be held in one home & away fixture!

Monchat Scottish Cup - staged on the basis that the Moanarchs win it.

 

Rain-offs wouldn't be a problem, because a double-header can be arranged for the following week.

 

All matches to be screened live on BBC Alba.

 

you forgot to mention the 'top scorers match race's' to see who keeps hold of 'The Rabbie Burns Tartan Helmet',,, to be held on a monthly basis :-)

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It's the Tartan bunnet actually , complete with " see you Jimmy " wigs

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