Steve Shovlar 10,439 Posted July 31, 2019 Obviously using a private jet and parachuting out over the stadium. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikebv 10,273 Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, JeremyCorbynFan said: Booked the day off work. Going to head to Edgbaston for the cricket and then down to Poole with the girlfriend, for the speedway. Two sets of Aussies are going to get a pasting. Anyone know of any nice places to eat near Wimborne Road that serve fresh food? My girlfriend is a fussy eater and doesn't put anything into her mouth that isn't organically grown. She hates processed food. Now I don't believe you are being quite honest with everyone on here with this posting JCF are you? Personally I am quite happy to give you the benefit of any doubt that you could make it at 'close of play' from Birmingham to Poole for the start of the meeting at the required 'light speed'... However... Your travelling through the required 'wormholes' of deeper Space to reach your destination, I can accept... But a girlfriend? Really? Come on JCF, what do you take me for? Edited August 1, 2019 by mikebv 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icicle 896 Posted August 1, 2019 Olivia the Blow Up..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
proud panther 1,505 Posted August 1, 2019 12 hours ago, JeremyCorbynFan said: Booked the day off work. Going to head to Edgbaston for the cricket and then down to Poole with the girlfriend, for the speedway. Two sets of Aussies are going to get a pasting. Anyone know of any nice places to eat near Wimborne Road that serve fresh food? My girlfriend is a fussy eater and doesn't put anything into her mouth that isn't organically grown. She hates processed food. Just like your girlfriend, this story is a load of hot air.Next you will tell us you will use her to get out of the stadium if the tide is in !!! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
semion 2,192 Posted August 1, 2019 JCF. With your little fantasies you need to get some thought and prep into them before bashing away on that keyboard. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. What was it Mainwaring called Pike ? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve Shovlar 10,439 Posted August 1, 2019 To get to Poole stadium from Edgbaston in an hour, would mean travelling at 163 miles an hour, all the way. A private plane would not get you there on time. His only chance is a good helicopter, which would need to take off next to the wicket on the last ball, and land on the centre green at Wimborne Road. Other than obtaining all the permissions needed, which would be impossible, and the costs, which would be prohibitive to anyone but a oliogarth, it all come down to one fact. He is full of crap. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSC67 1,465 Posted August 1, 2019 Don't respond to the troll ,you're only encouraging him . Let him chase his Billy Goats somewhere else Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyTanker 75 Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Why do people still fall for his fishing posts under different names, why? Can you not help yourselves? Everytime someone answers he has a good tug, and with some of you he must have massive forearms. Edited August 1, 2019 by Thecatalyst 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chris116 756 Posted August 1, 2019 I thought Debbs was JCF's girlfriend and she said she was topless on Poole beach so looks like he is two timing her or can't remember what he/she typed earlier! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lioness 1,454 Posted August 1, 2019 32 minutes ago, Chris116 said: I thought Debbs was JCF's girlfriend and she said she was topless on Poole beach so looks like he is two timing her or can't remember what he/she typed earlier! Geez I didn’t realise blow up dolls were so sophisticated these days that they could actually type too 1 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cityrebel 2,960 Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Steve Shovlar said: To get to Poole stadium from Edgbaston in an hour, would mean travelling at 163 miles an hour, all the way. A private plane would not get you there on time. His only chance is a good helicopter, which would need to take off next to the wicket on the last ball, and land on the centre green at Wimborne Road. Other than obtaining all the permissions needed, which would be impossible, and the costs, which would be prohibitive to anyone but a oliogarth, it all come down to one fact. He is full of crap. Bruce Penhall did it before a 1980's test match at Wimborne Road, why not JCF!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
craigACE 91 Posted August 1, 2019 Easy win for Poole i am afraid. Just cannot see anything other than that happening. Peterborough are the weakest team right now. I do feel for them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skidder1 7,636 Posted August 1, 2019 16 hours ago, poole keith said: why does it require laughter when hes returning from apparently nasty injuries?probably pleased to complete 5 rides It should have been a wink!! and I posted too soon as Hans took 7 rides and scored 5+1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skidder1 7,636 Posted August 1, 2019 15 hours ago, ray c said: You always seem to get great pleasure in knocking hans at every opportunity shame on you been a good servant to british speedway all his career See my other post. I wasn't knocking him - merely letting people know what his comeback score was, although as I said I posted too early as he took 7 rides scoring 5+1. It would take a lot for him to miss a meeting at Poole as thats where some of his main sponsors are - but I'm not one of them. Incidentally I'm not sure Middlo would agree that he's been a great servant to British Speedway?! (thats raising eyebrows btw). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisa-colette 6,028 Posted August 1, 2019 (edited) Covatti said last night that he is only 60% fit but is looking forward to tonight as riding with injuries is 'just speedway'. I wouldn't go expecting a double figure score though. Edited August 1, 2019 by lisa-colette Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
