Phannan

You already have been

The Bomber Harris air fence. Available for all occasions. Age not an issue

You’re definitely unforgettable but will live on in your business partner the Whitelinesniffer

Does he play left wing for Bournemouth

Bring it on

Where’s your business partner the white line sniffer ? Is that him closing in on that ar*e crack ?

I couldn’t possibly divulge such information

It’s as dry as a nun’s crutch

We shouldn’t be giving Bomber an hard time over this. As he’s always to be found at the opening of an envelope, his acceptance is no surprise really.

I find that quite ignore ant

Hope that Trackrat hasn’t emigrated to Liverpool. Our long tailed friends are a delicacy in that city. Found in many a curry

The Witches involved in another postponement. Another beating they’ve managed to avoid 😬

I’d ignore this topic if I were you

That one in the dress looks bang tidy

On the plus side, and there usually is one, we can now watch Eurovision qualifiers on bbc1 . Boy George crashed out last night… allegedly

They obviously knew the world number 2 wasn’t going to put a shift in so they didn’t want the fans to feel they’ve been robbed in these hard times

You should invest in one. Gives your cats and dogs somewhere to have a piss

Come on now… stop taking the pi** . They’re farmers down there, got all the equipment

Suppose it’s saved the witches from a good hiding in front of their masses of supporters 😬

Same size as that paddling pool in your garden 👍

Poole were never a losing team in the top decision. Far from it. A club that dictates to the sport it competes in , the terms and conditions, the when and where they will or won’t operate in , makes a mockery of it all in my opinion. Business ambition is obviously number 1. Sporting ambition doesn’t come into it. Like a promoted team in football refusing to be promoted because they’ll win more matches in the lower division so more fans will attend. Suppose I’m naive to want meaningful relevant competition.

A pond of mediocrity. Top marks for coming top of it .

Big fish small pond comes to mind. At least Bayern’s situation isn’t a choice unlike poole’s

Poole, the Bayern Munich of the championship. Winners of everything in that league before the season even starts. Must be so exciting for their customers..

So what did rain in north Leicester this afternoon do with the price of fish ? 🥺