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I’d suggest her going on the game but seeing as Mountbatten Windsor has been chucking one up it for the last 30 years , with his track record, she won’t have many takers . A bit too crusty I would imagine

It’s a shoot out between her and Sarah Ferguson. It’s a tough one

How the other half live eh . Morals of a sewer rat these 3 . Old toe sucker Sarah’s finished if she weren’t already

How was it .. bet it didn’t touch the sides eh ..

And if you’re looking for leadership and transparency for this new regime then look no further than Peter mandelsen and his able deputy Andrew Mountbatten Sh*thouse. What could go wrong.

Never used them . My family is like an episode of the Waltons

As do hard hats

Would the witches accept Kurtz if he promised to try every meeting? 🙄

As long as the secretary to the board is a minor then he’s in … allegedly

Give me Ben barker over Kurtz and Bewley any day 🙄

Things like this just confirm the desperate state that the top level speedway in this country has become. One league is only a matter of time away. Call it championship, premiership, whatever. But then how the hell can you make a profit when all you’ve got is four other competitors to compete with.

More chance it being Jack Russel now, the Gloucestershire and England wicket keeper from yesteryear

She looked a bit better back then I admit. Today’s version is somewhat different. Wonder if Dean climbed on after this shoot… hope the seat was comfy .

Linda Lusardi ? Could have been worse . Could have been that trollop Katie price . She loves any publicity. Or even that rug muncher Samantha fox . Linda , class , well back in the day anyway. Anyway my tip for the cup is Poole. Or Glasgow

Even more fooked than it is now

Yes but they will be solid though. It will be like going to see Oasis with Noel as the lead. Whereas if you want excitement and entertainment you want Liam there. So to speak … 😂

He could be the mascot

They’d be better off with Martin Kemp or his older brother Gary. They would provide the half time entertainment aswell.

I’d have a face like a smacked arse if I’d left the hot Australian summer to scrape around for a living over here to be fair . Kurtz smiles a fair bit but that’s because he’s the one smacking the arses more often than not.

I’d go for the Wurzels . I am a coider drinker .. I drinks it all of the day 🎵

No need to get personal with someone for having a different opinion but here goes. If second halves were re introduced , do you reckon that would provide 1 or 2 extra riders to add to the usual 7 , making a squad, so any absences would be covered by your own riders, not some fuc.er else’s ? These 1 or 2 riders would push for places so anyone not producing in the 7 would always have their place under threat. You know like in football? Probably nonsense though, as all this would get in the way of the half time band, comedian, juggler etc that you’re pushing for.

Total nonsense in your opinion. All I know is the sport is dying a death and unless a new generation of fans come along to see a relevant meaningful product professionally ran with an identity attached to keep those new fans interested, it’s all over sooner than later. It’s a speedway meeting. What entertainment other than the racing do you suggest during a break . Yes people want the good days back but the sport was run properly in those days. Second halves etc.

Great post . Your views make total sense. We all know the speedway fan base is a rapidly ageing one and to attract younger ones to the sport , they would need to feel an attachment to the team that they are watching. That they identify with the riders in their team , the same riders week in week out and choose their favourites. In return those riders will feel the attachment to the club also, rather than riding for two or three teams ( if a guest) . Things need to be professional in that sense and not the free for all that has ruined our sport.

As a professional team sport it’s all wrong signing for two teams while also guesting for other ones. Just dosent look right in my opinion. Imagine Phil foden playing for Man City on a weekend, then playing for Stockport on a Wednesday. Different sport I know, but professional so on the same lines .

I remember the back of the star always had a team on it with the captain labelled as ‘ on machine’ . That was your team with your riders.You were attached to them. Nowadays it’s a free for all . A pay day for the rider. That rider could be doing his own team damage by winning with his guested team. Just dosent add up in a professional sport.